TUESDAY IS A LOUSY DAY: "IRISH... STEW!?!?"
Okay, maybe not totally lousy, I mean, I did bare witness to the greatest half-hour in the history of televison today. Basically, it was an old episode of "Match Game" from 1976 that featured a celebrity panel including Arnold Horshack and Richard Dawson. There were three contestants:
1) the Kiwi who needed to win money for his wife's medical bills. No joke, his wife sat in the audience with her HEAD BANDAGED. The host even took shots at her.
2) the un-atractive blonde with the most incredible body in the history of gameshows, and a really cute dress, to boot.
3) the african-american with the 'fro to end all 'fros.
Not only did I complete the "Please Don't" match with "EAT THE DAISIES" (which would've won me 5000 1976 Dollars) and revel in the raucus applause from my fellow couchmates, but so did the Kiwi Guy, meaning that his wife (in the words of host) "can take those bandages off now, c'mon! TAKE THOSE BANDAGES OFF! YOU DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"
Then, the Blondeness with the Bosoms won herself 5K, and proceeded to run across the stage, nearly Baywatch-style, and proceed to kiss the MoneyCashHoes that is Richard Dawson. (who we think was drunk.)
Finally, 'Fro-Joe SWEPT a match, 6-for-6 across the entire panel, and he kept doing awesomely hilarious shit like "the wink and point" every time a celeb matched up with him.
It was an amazing, amazing experience, and the only highlight of the day.
Yes, folks, this is law school.
So anywho, I've been in a lousy mood for a day or so now. With any luck, it'll subside and I'll get back to the week's earlier highly-highs. I wouldn't bank on it, though.
However, tomorrow should include a trip Ye Olde Comic Shop (unless I've been replaced), and the acquiring of Astonishing X-Men #4, to bring my collection up-to-date as I await the beginning of my subscription.
Tomorrow's awesomeness should also include a Carbon Leaf concert. Keep yinz fingers crossed. Comics and Carbon Leaf never fail to make me smile, so there's that.
In the meantime, ladies and gentlemen, I bid you fare-thee-well, sweet dreams, and all that jazz. I've gots to write a memo.
-apk
1) the Kiwi who needed to win money for his wife's medical bills. No joke, his wife sat in the audience with her HEAD BANDAGED. The host even took shots at her.
2) the un-atractive blonde with the most incredible body in the history of gameshows, and a really cute dress, to boot.
3) the african-american with the 'fro to end all 'fros.
Not only did I complete the "Please Don't" match with "EAT THE DAISIES" (which would've won me 5000 1976 Dollars) and revel in the raucus applause from my fellow couchmates, but so did the Kiwi Guy, meaning that his wife (in the words of host) "can take those bandages off now, c'mon! TAKE THOSE BANDAGES OFF! YOU DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"
Then, the Blondeness with the Bosoms won herself 5K, and proceeded to run across the stage, nearly Baywatch-style, and proceed to kiss the MoneyCashHoes that is Richard Dawson. (who we think was drunk.)
Finally, 'Fro-Joe SWEPT a match, 6-for-6 across the entire panel, and he kept doing awesomely hilarious shit like "the wink and point" every time a celeb matched up with him.
It was an amazing, amazing experience, and the only highlight of the day.
Yes, folks, this is law school.
So anywho, I've been in a lousy mood for a day or so now. With any luck, it'll subside and I'll get back to the week's earlier highly-highs. I wouldn't bank on it, though.
However, tomorrow should include a trip Ye Olde Comic Shop (unless I've been replaced), and the acquiring of Astonishing X-Men #4, to bring my collection up-to-date as I await the beginning of my subscription.
Tomorrow's awesomeness should also include a Carbon Leaf concert. Keep yinz fingers crossed. Comics and Carbon Leaf never fail to make me smile, so there's that.
In the meantime, ladies and gentlemen, I bid you fare-thee-well, sweet dreams, and all that jazz. I've gots to write a memo.
-apk
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