MONDAY HANGOVER: "It's Exceptional, How the People Here At This Party Are So Agreeable"
Welcome back to the Kingdom, and welcome to the Kingdom, for the first time, Buff and Nate. Search the archives for old "Bows and Toes" postings, I'm sure you'll enjoy them.
Well, what can I say about the weekend that was? Other than it was a pretty great weekend. SO great, in fact, that I have to stop and actually remember what the hell happened on Friday before I can write any more...
AH! Friday night. I remember now! Yough (my alma mater) battled Moon for the Class AAA WPIAL Championship. And by "battled" I mean "rolled over and died." Eh, c'est la vie, n'at. It was a hell of a run, and we've still got the PIAA tournament to get excited about, I suppose. It was pretty cool to run into some old Yough friends, including my old Algebra teacher, who basically admitted that he partied pretty hard back in the days when he was teaching us, which was pretty cool to find out. Kind of reminded me of AliMac.
MOST importantly, however, was my first up-close encounter with Trenni Kushnierick, of Fox Sports Pittsburgh, who I find supremely attractive/super-smart when it comes to sports. If the girl likes beer, she's pretty much an almost-perfect candidate to be my next ex-girlfriend. With the exception to the fact that, of course, she's a local celebrity and I'll never speak to her.
Afterwards, Pizz, Drew and I bounced around Oakland in search of Pizz's friends and mad-brews. If you go to Pitt, be put on notice that the waitresses at Boomerang's the new bar next to Hemingway's, and H-O-T. Particularly the beautiful chapstick girl, who was sporting a bikini Friday. They really know how to break into the market there at B-Rang's. Once we finally tracked down Kris's friends, Drew proceded to steal away my favorite girl (and by 'steal away' I mean, 'corner her and talk to her and not let me even get in the game'). Normally, I wouldn't mind such a transgression, as Chick Safari is as "kill or be killed" as it gets. However, I explicitly said to Drew, "the one in the middle is my favorite- she's definitely an Adam girl." to which he replied, "Yes. Yes she is." To make matters worse, she was the captain of her quiz team in jr. high, and routinely lost to us. We were kindred spirits, really. Oh- and also, I found out that she's the ex girlfriend of OX ex-patriot HILF. She informed me that "he's an asshole" and that he lives in PGH. While I can't confirm if he's an asshole or not (I was always a fan, actually), I can confirm that I got his number, and will be tracking him down, soon.
Woah. This Hangover's getting pretty long... Let's close up shop for now, because I've got to do some reading/writing before 24 comes on. Perhaps this way, I'll have something cool to write about tomorrow. You know, like THE BARRISTAR'S BALL...BAll...Ball..ball...bal.....
I'll be back either soon, or tomorrow, or Wednesday. You're best bet is to keep on keepin' on, keep checkin' the site, and keep pumpin' up that sitemeter!
In the meantime, be good to each other, and listen to today's Song of the Day, "Let Me In" by MrNorth. That is, if you can find it.
-apk
Well, what can I say about the weekend that was? Other than it was a pretty great weekend. SO great, in fact, that I have to stop and actually remember what the hell happened on Friday before I can write any more...
AH! Friday night. I remember now! Yough (my alma mater) battled Moon for the Class AAA WPIAL Championship. And by "battled" I mean "rolled over and died." Eh, c'est la vie, n'at. It was a hell of a run, and we've still got the PIAA tournament to get excited about, I suppose. It was pretty cool to run into some old Yough friends, including my old Algebra teacher, who basically admitted that he partied pretty hard back in the days when he was teaching us, which was pretty cool to find out. Kind of reminded me of AliMac.
MOST importantly, however, was my first up-close encounter with Trenni Kushnierick, of Fox Sports Pittsburgh, who I find supremely attractive/super-smart when it comes to sports. If the girl likes beer, she's pretty much an almost-perfect candidate to be my next ex-girlfriend. With the exception to the fact that, of course, she's a local celebrity and I'll never speak to her.
Afterwards, Pizz, Drew and I bounced around Oakland in search of Pizz's friends and mad-brews. If you go to Pitt, be put on notice that the waitresses at Boomerang's the new bar next to Hemingway's, and H-O-T. Particularly the beautiful chapstick girl, who was sporting a bikini Friday. They really know how to break into the market there at B-Rang's. Once we finally tracked down Kris's friends, Drew proceded to steal away my favorite girl (and by 'steal away' I mean, 'corner her and talk to her and not let me even get in the game'). Normally, I wouldn't mind such a transgression, as Chick Safari is as "kill or be killed" as it gets. However, I explicitly said to Drew, "the one in the middle is my favorite- she's definitely an Adam girl." to which he replied, "Yes. Yes she is." To make matters worse, she was the captain of her quiz team in jr. high, and routinely lost to us. We were kindred spirits, really. Oh- and also, I found out that she's the ex girlfriend of OX ex-patriot HILF. She informed me that "he's an asshole" and that he lives in PGH. While I can't confirm if he's an asshole or not (I was always a fan, actually), I can confirm that I got his number, and will be tracking him down, soon.
Woah. This Hangover's getting pretty long... Let's close up shop for now, because I've got to do some reading/writing before 24 comes on. Perhaps this way, I'll have something cool to write about tomorrow. You know, like THE BARRISTAR'S BALL...BAll...Ball..ball...bal.....
I'll be back either soon, or tomorrow, or Wednesday. You're best bet is to keep on keepin' on, keep checkin' the site, and keep pumpin' up that sitemeter!
In the meantime, be good to each other, and listen to today's Song of the Day, "Let Me In" by MrNorth. That is, if you can find it.
-apk
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