24 Seconds about 24 (12:00pm -- 1:00 pm)
24 Things I Think I Thought While Watching 24 Last Night and Daydreaming About Burning Mattressess and Dodging Pepper Spray with Kurtastic, the Schwammi, Kupchelitis, and Gerald on Sunday.
1) Raise your hand if you saw Walt Cummings's confession coming...What? No one? No kidding! How AWESOME was that? That's the Diamond Cutter of the Week. ...wait, you saw it coming? Well, You Are My Hero....and a Liar.
2) Nikki from Spin City, The First Lady, and the Return of Kim Bauer makes for a Holy Trinity of Racks. There's like, something old, something new, and something borrowed there. Add Audrey's legs, and this is a very special year of 24.
3) Secret Service Guy Aaron is the bastard child of Kujo and Kurt.
4) Wow. Can't. Believe. The Nerve Gas. Was. Gone....
5) HOLY SHIT! The terrorists are off the grid! Cummings has been backstabbed!
6) ...wait? What's this mean for Guy Standing in the Video Room with the Headset Guy?
7) I'm watching Season 1, finally. Nina's a bitch. That is all.
8) Jack's jacket is awesome. If I were ruff 'n tumble, I'd buy one.
9) Ladies and gentlemen: a knife on par with Rambo's and Crocodile Dundee's. It's small, sleek, and, obviously, effective.
10) The President is such a pud.
11) This episode needed more Curtis.
12) Edgar with the Big Hack! You could almost see Chloe get hot and/or bothered.
13) Jack should've given Cummings one more big special knee to the head, or something. Also, he should've gotten cheesy and been like, THIS IS FOR MICHELLE!
14) Did anyone let Mike Novick out yet? I can see him locked in a stable room just like..."umm..guys..helloooooo? it's me, Mike?" Hope he didn't go to Teri Bauer Hostage School...ewww...
15) 24 is the new A-Team: helicopter in every episode!
16) Are Jerry and I the only two people who realize that the Chinese probably don't give a crap about Jack anymore? Frakkin' President....
17) "You've read my file..." AWESOME.
18) I don't know about you, but I preferred the first Evil Russian to Yellow Tie Guy. Yellow Tie Guy's too squirmy. Evil Russian was tough and charismatic. I miss him.
19) Tony's in a coma, just so he can return with a vengeance (and hopefully a scar) next season.
20) Why the random shot of Nikki from Spin City and Derrek driving home at the end? Are they done for the season, or will we see them again?
21) Currently Natalie and I agree: Jack should get with Audrey. Jerry votes for Nikki from Spin City. The lesson: I am a girl.
22) Bill Buchanan telling Linn the Mole to sack up and be a leader was awesome.
23) Linn the Mole acting like he's got a pair was equivilent to the time Uram held Bows & Toes for a minute just to get his boys to go home. The opposite would be Taylor butchering "oMYcron."
24) Yellow Tie Guy dropped his tie. Now what do we call him? Evil Russian Terrorist Guy?
See you next week, in the meantime, go "read my file," wherein you're learn of my affinity for gumdrops, unicorns, and hand grenades.
-apk
1) Raise your hand if you saw Walt Cummings's confession coming...What? No one? No kidding! How AWESOME was that? That's the Diamond Cutter of the Week. ...wait, you saw it coming? Well, You Are My Hero....and a Liar.
2) Nikki from Spin City, The First Lady, and the Return of Kim Bauer makes for a Holy Trinity of Racks. There's like, something old, something new, and something borrowed there. Add Audrey's legs, and this is a very special year of 24.
3) Secret Service Guy Aaron is the bastard child of Kujo and Kurt.
4) Wow. Can't. Believe. The Nerve Gas. Was. Gone....
5) HOLY SHIT! The terrorists are off the grid! Cummings has been backstabbed!
6) ...wait? What's this mean for Guy Standing in the Video Room with the Headset Guy?
7) I'm watching Season 1, finally. Nina's a bitch. That is all.
8) Jack's jacket is awesome. If I were ruff 'n tumble, I'd buy one.
9) Ladies and gentlemen: a knife on par with Rambo's and Crocodile Dundee's. It's small, sleek, and, obviously, effective.
10) The President is such a pud.
11) This episode needed more Curtis.
12) Edgar with the Big Hack! You could almost see Chloe get hot and/or bothered.
13) Jack should've given Cummings one more big special knee to the head, or something. Also, he should've gotten cheesy and been like, THIS IS FOR MICHELLE!
14) Did anyone let Mike Novick out yet? I can see him locked in a stable room just like..."umm..guys..helloooooo? it's me, Mike?" Hope he didn't go to Teri Bauer Hostage School...ewww...
15) 24 is the new A-Team: helicopter in every episode!
16) Are Jerry and I the only two people who realize that the Chinese probably don't give a crap about Jack anymore? Frakkin' President....
17) "You've read my file..." AWESOME.
18) I don't know about you, but I preferred the first Evil Russian to Yellow Tie Guy. Yellow Tie Guy's too squirmy. Evil Russian was tough and charismatic. I miss him.
19) Tony's in a coma, just so he can return with a vengeance (and hopefully a scar) next season.
20) Why the random shot of Nikki from Spin City and Derrek driving home at the end? Are they done for the season, or will we see them again?
21) Currently Natalie and I agree: Jack should get with Audrey. Jerry votes for Nikki from Spin City. The lesson: I am a girl.
22) Bill Buchanan telling Linn the Mole to sack up and be a leader was awesome.
23) Linn the Mole acting like he's got a pair was equivilent to the time Uram held Bows & Toes for a minute just to get his boys to go home. The opposite would be Taylor butchering "oMYcron."
24) Yellow Tie Guy dropped his tie. Now what do we call him? Evil Russian Terrorist Guy?
See you next week, in the meantime, go "read my file," wherein you're learn of my affinity for gumdrops, unicorns, and hand grenades.
-apk
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