URAM's REPLY TO BEDISON: RE-POSTED
In the interest of fairness, I'm re-posting Uram's rebuttal to Bedison's stance on Fahrenheit 9/11. However, there were short parts that I found to be inappropriate, which is why the original post was deleted. I've taken the liberty to edit his post (BECAUSE THIS IS MY KINGDOM) to where it looks like this:
Here are some quotes from Jamie Bedison (regarding Fahrenheit 9/11) that need a little clarification:
“I agree that it is very biased and quite opinionated, but the facts are the facts.”
I didn’t realize that using the phrases “very biased” and “quite opinionated” could be used in the same sentence as “the facts are the facts”.
“While Rumsfeld, Ashcroft and the rest of the evil empire conspires in their get-rich quick scheme of invading contries for profit we get the bill and the body count.”
1. Rumsfeld and Ashcroft don’t need any “get rich quick schemes”. They are already rich.
2. The Bush administration cannot be called the evil empire. The Red Sox already used that term to describe the New York Yankees. So, from now on, I will refer to the current administration as the YANKEES ADMINISTRATION.
3. “Invading countries for profit… we get the bill and the body count”. That is true, let’s get our troops out of Iraq and put Sadaam back in power. His body counts were no where near the body count of the Yankees Administration. Oh wait, RAPE ROOMS DON’T KILL PEOPLE!!! THEY JUST SHAME A WOMAN AND THEIR FAMILIES FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES!!! VOTE SADAAM… LESS DEAD, MORE RAPED.
“I could easily get behind an administration who I thought had the best interests of the citizens at large in mind, but it's not hard to wage a meaningless war when you can hit the links and escape the reality of it like these pompus asses do.”
1. How could this be a meaningless war? It’s a get rich quick scheme remember?
2. ..”can hit the links and escape the reality of it like these pompus asses do.” I don’t see a hippie facing any harsh realities of war, torture, or death. I see them escaping reality to a bigger extreme than golfing. Attention Liberal Hippies: DRUGS AND ALCOHOL MAKE YOU ESCAPE REALITY. I’d rather have a president that goes golfing instead of one that smokes hash, throws his medals away, and betrays the same soldiers that he not only served with, but that protected his life.
“Meanwhile we have cemented our title as the biggest a-holes in the world in the past few decades.”
1. Wow, I suppose the Texas Rangers are the reason America is full of a-holes. (whoa, that one went over Bedison’s head).
2. I didn’t realize that the Yankees Administration has been in power since at least 1984.
3. The world liked us better when our president shoved cigars up the asses of fat chicks.
“I didn't just like the movie because it's an 80 minute embarassment of W's "policies", ok that really is the reason that I like it...anything that calls Bush out on the dillwad that he is gets a thumbs up in my book...”
1. Wow, a full length movie that is 1 hour 20 minutes… Michael Moore is a true genius. The movie was over 6 hours long, but he edited out the factual parts where it’s an actual DOCUMENTARY.
2. I got one word that calls out Kerry for the “dillwad” that HE is: BOTOX.
“Either way, you can find me diligently hunting for wmd's and paying taxes for a war I can't believe that we are in.......Kerry/Edwards '04!”
Conclusion: VOTE AGAINST THE YANKEES ADMINISTRATION!! TURN THAT SOLDIER BODY COUNT INTO A PILE OF PARTIALLY BORN ABORTED BABIES. REMOVE OUR TROOPS FROM IRAQ TO TELL THOSE TERRORISTS “I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I… AND IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE. AND STICKS AND STONES CAN BREAK MY BONES BUT….. SO CAN BURNING PLANES AND CRASHING TOWERS. WHERE ARE THE WMDs?? THEY ARE IN SYRIA SO QUIT BITCHING.
Bottom Line… I’m not going to tell you to vote for Bush. I am just saying that before you liberals turn on your own president in the most hateful, partisan, most personally attacking way in the history of the United States, look at what you want to replace him… its pretty pathetic.
ONE NATION..UNDER GOD..WITH LIBERTY.. AND JUSTICE FOR ALL
Here are some quotes from Jamie Bedison (regarding Fahrenheit 9/11) that need a little clarification:
“I agree that it is very biased and quite opinionated, but the facts are the facts.”
I didn’t realize that using the phrases “very biased” and “quite opinionated” could be used in the same sentence as “the facts are the facts”.
“While Rumsfeld, Ashcroft and the rest of the evil empire conspires in their get-rich quick scheme of invading contries for profit we get the bill and the body count.”
1. Rumsfeld and Ashcroft don’t need any “get rich quick schemes”. They are already rich.
2. The Bush administration cannot be called the evil empire. The Red Sox already used that term to describe the New York Yankees. So, from now on, I will refer to the current administration as the YANKEES ADMINISTRATION.
3. “Invading countries for profit… we get the bill and the body count”. That is true, let’s get our troops out of Iraq and put Sadaam back in power. His body counts were no where near the body count of the Yankees Administration. Oh wait, RAPE ROOMS DON’T KILL PEOPLE!!! THEY JUST SHAME A WOMAN AND THEIR FAMILIES FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES!!! VOTE SADAAM… LESS DEAD, MORE RAPED.
“I could easily get behind an administration who I thought had the best interests of the citizens at large in mind, but it's not hard to wage a meaningless war when you can hit the links and escape the reality of it like these pompus asses do.”
1. How could this be a meaningless war? It’s a get rich quick scheme remember?
2. ..”can hit the links and escape the reality of it like these pompus asses do.” I don’t see a hippie facing any harsh realities of war, torture, or death. I see them escaping reality to a bigger extreme than golfing. Attention Liberal Hippies: DRUGS AND ALCOHOL MAKE YOU ESCAPE REALITY. I’d rather have a president that goes golfing instead of one that smokes hash, throws his medals away, and betrays the same soldiers that he not only served with, but that protected his life.
“Meanwhile we have cemented our title as the biggest a-holes in the world in the past few decades.”
1. Wow, I suppose the Texas Rangers are the reason America is full of a-holes. (whoa, that one went over Bedison’s head).
2. I didn’t realize that the Yankees Administration has been in power since at least 1984.
3. The world liked us better when our president shoved cigars up the asses of fat chicks.
“I didn't just like the movie because it's an 80 minute embarassment of W's "policies", ok that really is the reason that I like it...anything that calls Bush out on the dillwad that he is gets a thumbs up in my book...”
1. Wow, a full length movie that is 1 hour 20 minutes… Michael Moore is a true genius. The movie was over 6 hours long, but he edited out the factual parts where it’s an actual DOCUMENTARY.
2. I got one word that calls out Kerry for the “dillwad” that HE is: BOTOX.
“Either way, you can find me diligently hunting for wmd's and paying taxes for a war I can't believe that we are in.......Kerry/Edwards '04!”
Conclusion: VOTE AGAINST THE YANKEES ADMINISTRATION!! TURN THAT SOLDIER BODY COUNT INTO A PILE OF PARTIALLY BORN ABORTED BABIES.
Bottom Line… I’m not going to tell you to vote for Bush. I am just saying that before you liberals turn on your own president in the most hateful, partisan, most personally attacking way in the history of the United States, look at what you want to replace him… its pretty pathetic.
ONE NATION..UNDER GOD..WITH LIBERTY.. AND JUSTICE FOR ALL
3 Comments:
um, hello? who gives a crap about all that, how was the wedding?!?! ~~ benny s.
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Anonymous, at 7:42 PM, July 11, 2004
I think we all keep forgetting that the "terrorists" did not come from Iraq (a majority were from Saudi Arabia- but we can't upset Prince Bandar & Co because they're such close personal friends with the whole damn Bush family). Saddam Hussein has no ties with al Qaeda. Osama and Saddam have completely different ideological goals which prevent them from making friends, even long enough to stick it the crazy, slightly retarded cowboy we have in office right now. Bush flat out LIED to the American people when he claimed anything to the contrary. We're willing to impeach King Bill for "shoving cigars up the asses of fat chicks" and lying about it...but um, fabricating a reason for WAR is perfectly ok I guess. Yup, my bad.
Oh, and not only did GW lie about the connection, but he allowed a private Saudi jet to fly around and pick up members of the bin Laden family (during air lock down...for Americans only apparently...mind you)and have them flown to Paris- no questions asked. Um, I'm no political genius or anything, but it seems like a good idea to keep the family of the guy suspected of terrorizing your country real, REAL close.
Bush lies...and he started a war based on lies. I don't care who he's diddling in the Oval Office, I care about what really matters- like the troops that he sent off to fight for a lie. Sure, Iraq has blatant human rights violations...but so did Cambodia in the 60s when we helped get Pol Pot in charge and watched him slaughter millions of his own people, or even China right now. Human rights violations only matter when we can get something from "helping". If we tried to make everyone like America...well, we'd just have to take over the whole world now, wouldn't we?
Don't misconstrue this as me being unpatriotic. I love America and I support the troops. That doesn't mean I have to support my leader. My father was in Afghanistan for a year. Afghanistan, you ask? Yeah, you may have heard of that place once or twice. That's where the Taliban was. You know, the guys working with Osama. Osama? Yeah, he's the guy that's supposed to be responsible for the WTCs. I guess we've kind of forgotten about him amidst the search for the weapons of mass destruction that never existed in Iraq- Evidence? What's that? That sounds like lawyer talk...and since we've taken away people's basic freedoms (thank you Patriot Act), talk like that ain't appreciated 'round here.
Bottom Line: Bush is running this country solely on the fear that he has instilled in all of us. It's not our fault we're afraid...but it is our fault if we re-elect a man that uses fear instead of facts to govern this nation. I'm pretty sure that's the same kind of tactic Hitler used in WW2. Hmm, but WW2 worked out pretty well for us, didn't it? We got to be the hero. I'm pretty sure that's not the case this time.
~Lara
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Anonymous, at 10:54 PM, July 11, 2004
Why, yes I did, my dear Brucie. But I'm not the type to expound on my personal affections over the Internet. I'm a gentleman, remember?
I'm still rowing with you my, friend. But there at least looks like I may have to stop by the dock for an evening.
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apk, at 1:43 PM, July 12, 2004
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