ALL GOD'S CREATURES AGREE: ANHEUSER SUCKS!
First off, check this out (Thanks to Marc for the link)
Bear drinks 36 cans of favorite beer
Now, I've heard of Frat-Doggs, but a Frat-Bear? That's Frat-tastic! I think the best part is that the only thing that would lure him out of the tree was... wait for it... more beer!
But, as Marc said, "What a lightweight! only 36!"
Now, I've got a few questions about Frattington Bear, here.
1) Marc has informed me that Rainier is not a microbrew, and that it's comparable to Natty. Which makes this guy bid-worthy, in my book! (PULL!)
2) Did he hook up with any particularly ugly bears (ie: Wainwright's Disease) when drunk? (I think this is why he ran up the tree, it's the Bear verison of the walk of shame)
3) Did he have Beer muscles? And would they just be called Bear-muscles? (Ba-dump-bump!)
4) ..okay, I'm done.
Okee Dokee, now back to your regularly scheduled programming.
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Howdy folks,
Uram’s still at G-Man training, so “Going Postal” will probably remain on hiatus a little bit longer.
As for me, I don't have a whole hell of a lot to talk about, because things have thankfully slowed down a bit the last couple days.
There is something that’s bothering the HELL out of me. Where did Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon go? They’ve both been off of PTI for like, three weeks now, and I’m starting to worry they were both unceremoniously dumped by ESPN, Max Kellerman style. Fortunately, both of their bios remain on the ESPN page, so it looks like they’re safe for now. If anyone knows what’s up (vacation? The Olympics?) please let me know, because if I have to put up with the two douchebags on the show right now (ESPECIALLY that Skip guy… I SWEAR he’s made out of oak. The funniest part of my day is watching him try to lead into SportsCenter at the end of the show. Check it out.) any longer, I'm Going Postal!
Speaking of the Olympics, is anyone out there watching them? I’ve caught bits and pieces here and there, but admittedly have not seen much. My biggest problem is the time difference, and the fact that it’s 100% impossible to avoid results. If you spend 6 seconds around ESPN.com or on cable, you’re screwed. It’s really pissing me off. I go to the website to look for a Bill Simmons update, and BAM! “Phelps wins two golds!” and I’m like, “well, I don’t have to watch now.”
Which leads me to this: I think ESPN is doing it on purpose to screw with NBC. Who owns ESPN? Disney. What does Disney own? ABC. Who competes with NBC EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT. And gets beat down by the Olympics? …ABC. I hate this country, sometimes.
I did hear that the Opening Ceremonies were particularly fantabulous, though. Jeanie recommended that if someone has them taped, I should track them down and watch, being I’m a big Greek Geek. So if anyone out there’s got it, lemme know!
Finally, I fully realize that I promised y’all my DEFINITIVE LIST of the Top 10 Fast Foods of All-Time. In order to quell the tide of rebellion I can sense growing over the absence of this list, I’ll be developing it at work today, and will either post it today or tomorrow, so stay tuned! This list is based almost entirely on the opinions expressed by my own expert palette. However, there was so much support for Wendy’s on the posting boards, that I’ll have to add it, in honor of your support.
Alright, kiddies, I’m off for a while, feel free to say hello (either here or via IM). We’ve been post-free around here for a while. Yinz realize it’s not easy coming up with something to write everyday, right?
Oh! Almost forgot—the Red Stripe commercials I was talking about keep getting better. If you happen to see the one where he tells the guy “YOU ARE VERY UGLY!” tell me he doesn’t look JUST like Jerry when he says it!
Okay, catch you later
-apk
Bear drinks 36 cans of favorite beer
Now, I've heard of Frat-Doggs, but a Frat-Bear? That's Frat-tastic! I think the best part is that the only thing that would lure him out of the tree was... wait for it... more beer!
But, as Marc said, "What a lightweight! only 36!"
Now, I've got a few questions about Frattington Bear, here.
1) Marc has informed me that Rainier is not a microbrew, and that it's comparable to Natty. Which makes this guy bid-worthy, in my book! (PULL!)
2) Did he hook up with any particularly ugly bears (ie: Wainwright's Disease) when drunk? (I think this is why he ran up the tree, it's the Bear verison of the walk of shame)
3) Did he have Beer muscles? And would they just be called Bear-muscles? (Ba-dump-bump!)
4) ..okay, I'm done.
Okee Dokee, now back to your regularly scheduled programming.
................. .............. ........ ..... .... ... .. .
Howdy folks,
Uram’s still at G-Man training, so “Going Postal” will probably remain on hiatus a little bit longer.
As for me, I don't have a whole hell of a lot to talk about, because things have thankfully slowed down a bit the last couple days.
There is something that’s bothering the HELL out of me. Where did Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon go? They’ve both been off of PTI for like, three weeks now, and I’m starting to worry they were both unceremoniously dumped by ESPN, Max Kellerman style. Fortunately, both of their bios remain on the ESPN page, so it looks like they’re safe for now. If anyone knows what’s up (vacation? The Olympics?) please let me know, because if I have to put up with the two douchebags on the show right now (ESPECIALLY that Skip guy… I SWEAR he’s made out of oak. The funniest part of my day is watching him try to lead into SportsCenter at the end of the show. Check it out.) any longer, I'm Going Postal!
Speaking of the Olympics, is anyone out there watching them? I’ve caught bits and pieces here and there, but admittedly have not seen much. My biggest problem is the time difference, and the fact that it’s 100% impossible to avoid results. If you spend 6 seconds around ESPN.com or on cable, you’re screwed. It’s really pissing me off. I go to the website to look for a Bill Simmons update, and BAM! “Phelps wins two golds!” and I’m like, “well, I don’t have to watch now.”
Which leads me to this: I think ESPN is doing it on purpose to screw with NBC. Who owns ESPN? Disney. What does Disney own? ABC. Who competes with NBC EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT. And gets beat down by the Olympics? …ABC. I hate this country, sometimes.
I did hear that the Opening Ceremonies were particularly fantabulous, though. Jeanie recommended that if someone has them taped, I should track them down and watch, being I’m a big Greek Geek. So if anyone out there’s got it, lemme know!
Finally, I fully realize that I promised y’all my DEFINITIVE LIST of the Top 10 Fast Foods of All-Time. In order to quell the tide of rebellion I can sense growing over the absence of this list, I’ll be developing it at work today, and will either post it today or tomorrow, so stay tuned! This list is based almost entirely on the opinions expressed by my own expert palette. However, there was so much support for Wendy’s on the posting boards, that I’ll have to add it, in honor of your support.
Alright, kiddies, I’m off for a while, feel free to say hello (either here or via IM). We’ve been post-free around here for a while. Yinz realize it’s not easy coming up with something to write everyday, right?
Oh! Almost forgot—the Red Stripe commercials I was talking about keep getting better. If you happen to see the one where he tells the guy “YOU ARE VERY UGLY!” tell me he doesn’t look JUST like Jerry when he says it!
Okay, catch you later
-apk
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