RANDOMATION: MACY GRAY MUST BE STOPPED
I'll keep this quick, because I don't want to distract from Kujo's column. If you've not read it yet, do so now, I'll wait...
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.done? Pretty good, isn't it? I think it's a liberal arts thing-- all us D-Sonian's write well.
So yeah, the point of this post. Macy Gray must die. And by die, I mean "be banished to Z-List celebrity hell where I never have to see her on my TV again, but she lives comfortbaly until the ripe ol' age of 127, without anything bad happening to her physically."
Why does she deserve such a wretched fate, you ask? Have you SEEN her "walk this way" commerical? Not only is she single-handedly the ONLY bad thing about TWO Spider-Man movies, but now she pops up on my TV, in a full blue jumpsuit made out of either velour or sharksin, "singing/dancing" to the CLASSIC Walk This Way. Basically, she takes a big, steaming dump all over one of the Top 10 most classic/influential 80s songs. Do y'all realize that it was RAP + ROCK for the first time? And now they got MACY GRAY singing it? The original bands weren't available to do it themselves? All of the remaining members of BOTH Aerosmith and Run DMC should collectively beat the piss out of her AND whoever thought this was a good idea. Not only has she instantly made a run a "The Worst, Most Blatantly Unecessary Cover of ALL TIME," (perhaps only eclipsed by Madonna's American Pie), but I can't even avoid it!
Just when I thought it couldn't POSSIBLY get worse than the Wendy's douche, some asshole doing advertising somewhere was like, hmmm.. what's hip..? ? ? ...hmm... MACY GRAY! YES!
..ugh. at least Ashlee Simpson has a nice ass.
rant over.
go read Kujo's Follies again. It's good!
tomorrow: a SPECIAL WEEKEND UPDATE!
(seriously? who knows.. depends on how much I libate thonight.)
-apk
....
..
.done? Pretty good, isn't it? I think it's a liberal arts thing-- all us D-Sonian's write well.
So yeah, the point of this post. Macy Gray must die. And by die, I mean "be banished to Z-List celebrity hell where I never have to see her on my TV again, but she lives comfortbaly until the ripe ol' age of 127, without anything bad happening to her physically."
Why does she deserve such a wretched fate, you ask? Have you SEEN her "walk this way" commerical? Not only is she single-handedly the ONLY bad thing about TWO Spider-Man movies, but now she pops up on my TV, in a full blue jumpsuit made out of either velour or sharksin, "singing/dancing" to the CLASSIC Walk This Way. Basically, she takes a big, steaming dump all over one of the Top 10 most classic/influential 80s songs. Do y'all realize that it was RAP + ROCK for the first time? And now they got MACY GRAY singing it? The original bands weren't available to do it themselves? All of the remaining members of BOTH Aerosmith and Run DMC should collectively beat the piss out of her AND whoever thought this was a good idea. Not only has she instantly made a run a "The Worst, Most Blatantly Unecessary Cover of ALL TIME," (perhaps only eclipsed by Madonna's American Pie), but I can't even avoid it!
Just when I thought it couldn't POSSIBLY get worse than the Wendy's douche, some asshole doing advertising somewhere was like, hmmm.. what's hip..? ? ? ...hmm... MACY GRAY! YES!
..ugh. at least Ashlee Simpson has a nice ass.
rant over.
go read Kujo's Follies again. It's good!
tomorrow: a SPECIAL WEEKEND UPDATE!
(seriously? who knows.. depends on how much I libate thonight.)
-apk
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