DAILY DOSE: AJ Feeley is the Tom Brady of Games Between the Dolphins and Patriots

First off all, I REALLY want to shout and rejoice and scream and stuff about my Second Most Hated Team in All Reality losing last night, and what kind of ramifications that has for The Team That Will Not Be Named. However, I know better, because I am as cursed/jinxed as the City of Philadelphia (note to Iggles Fans: God Hates You. That really sucks, and you have my sympathies). So, just everyone take notice that if The Team That Will Not Be Named is successful in its rematch of The Game That Never Happened against the Team Full of Thugs and Murderers That I Hate More Than Words can Describe on Sunday, not only does it clinch a first round bye, but also Home Field Advantage, while simultaneously nearly eliminating the Thugs and Murderers from playoff contention.

So yeah. Sunday. Big Screen. Brew. Popcorn. Pizza. Come watch at the Knor Hacienda.

BIG.

Secondly, the Pirates offered Rob Mackowiak salary arbitration today. I know you were all scared, as I was. I won’t comment any further, because I don’t want them to sign him and then trade him, just to spite me.

Finally, after more than a month and a half of waiting (I received my last issue on ELECTION DAY) Astonishing X-Men #7 FINALLY came yesterday. And it was WORTH the wait. Best superhero comic on the market right now. Hands down. I can’t wait for #8 now. Although, apparently, I won’t HAVE to, because MARVEL is so awesome, that they’re making up for the delay by double-shipping this week. There should be ANOTHER X-Men waiting for me when I get home today! Hurrah!

Okay, maybe that wasn’t finally. I just like to give myself props for single-handedly building my aunt’s new entertainment center last night. Man Work is fun sometimes. I was hammerin’ and drillin’ and just generally being 5’9’’ of testosterone, twisted steel, and sex appeal. Unfortunately, I live alone.

Okay, that’s that for now. I know, “there’s no link!” “there’s no song!” well.. do you know how hard it is to find cool stuff on the Internet? And there just aren’t any songs in my head today, sorry. I’m sure something’ll hit me later in the day.

In the meantime, you all need to batten down the hatches, because sometime early this afternoon, Grampy “the Ice Man” Staub will be giving his response to the Feminine Rules posted here last week. Interest piqued yet? Good! I’m hoping to get 40 hits today! I’m slllllllowly approaching 4,000 hits! Hooray Sitemeter!

In the meantime, don’t fake the funk on a nasty dunk.

EVER.

-apk