DAILY DOSE: "Ordinary's Just Not Good Enough Today"
Ordinary punishment, that is.
Salutations friends and foes, you’re tuned into the Daily Dose, here in The Kingdom! THIS Dose (unlike the doses Bonds, Giambi, Jones and friends were taking) is 100% performance enhancer free! Unless, of course, you count beer as a performance enhancer. And while Liquid Courage can make the difference between asking that fine hotness at the end of the bar for her number or not, it’s certainly not making me less doughy, and more jacked.
If you don’t know what I’m talking about, just take a jaunt over to The Link of the Day.
All I can really say about Bonds is this, “Is anyone REALLY surprised?” And now he’s trying to pull a fast one on us with “well…I didn’t know they were illegal substances.” What a jerkoff. Jones and Giambi, too. From a baseball standpoint, how would I rectify this? Well, thanks for asking. It’s this simple. Not a single stat of either of theirs should count. They should both be made examples of, and in Bonds’ case, it’s the ULTIMATE example. This guy’s about to break the ALL TIME Home Run record, perhaps the biggest record in sports. Woops. Not anymore. First, both players get a one year suspension, and the Commissioner’s office needs to call them both up and politely ask for their MVP awards back. Bonds just lost every HR, Walk, Hit, Steal, Assist, Run, Putout-- EVERYTHING should be wiped away as though it never happened. Congratulations, Mark McGwire, you have the single season HR record again (though I barely trust you, too). By the way, Bonds, say goodbye to the Hall. I feel this strongly about it, and not just because it’s Bonds. Giambi is a player I LIKE, and the same deserves to happen to him, as well. MLB needs to give them the equivalent of the NCAA “death penalty.” Send a message Mr. Selig, please. Say, “Baseball is bigger than you. Baseball will not tolerate cheating. The next person it happens with will be even WORSE.”
And in honour of Barry’s accomplishments being tainted forever, I give you the Song of the Day, “Superman’s Dead” by Our Lady Peace.
Okay, I’m off for now, but should return shortly, in the meantime, please help me with the following decision.
Longtime friends of mine know of my comic book creating tendencies, and a select few of you have even read the first pages of my first script. Right now, I'm working on a project I first created in the eighth grade called Team: P.A.T.RIOT. It’s a futuristic superteam of government-sponsored patriotic-themed heroes. Honestly, it’s cooler thanI'm making it sound, I assure you. Anywho, team members include Bald Eagle, Revolutionary, Liberty Belle, Rushmore, Minuteman, DC, and Liberator (get the trend?). Well, I’ve got an Iron Man type guy that’s got a badass super-armour suit, and he needs a name. Since I created him in 10 years ago, he’s been “Warfront,” but now I want something more patriotic-like. In the story, the names are chosen by the gov’t in order to make the team mass-marketable and appealing. Right now, I’ve come up with five possible names, and I’m just looking for some feedback. Please tell me which (if any) sound cool, match up best with the rest of the team, and why you like them, okay? Also, feel free to come up with other name ideas. If i use it, you'll get credit, and a 1% royalty, or something from all the bajillions I'll make when the comic becomes a movie.
The name ideas are:
Warfront
Ironclad
Ironsides (As in the USS Constitution, "Old Ironsides")
Monitor
Merrimac (Monitor and Merrimac were the names of the first two American “ironclad” warships, Monitor was the Union’s, Merrimac was the Confederacy. So really, Merrimac should probably be DQ’d. I’m also uncertain enough people will know that for it to make a connection)
Okay, any/all feedback will be appreciated! Also, if you actually want to know about this four-part story I’m slowly but surely cooking up, just ask. If there’s enough interest, I might even blog ‘bout it.
TGIF
-apk
Salutations friends and foes, you’re tuned into the Daily Dose, here in The Kingdom! THIS Dose (unlike the doses Bonds, Giambi, Jones and friends were taking) is 100% performance enhancer free! Unless, of course, you count beer as a performance enhancer. And while Liquid Courage can make the difference between asking that fine hotness at the end of the bar for her number or not, it’s certainly not making me less doughy, and more jacked.
If you don’t know what I’m talking about, just take a jaunt over to The Link of the Day.
All I can really say about Bonds is this, “Is anyone REALLY surprised?” And now he’s trying to pull a fast one on us with “well…I didn’t know they were illegal substances.” What a jerkoff. Jones and Giambi, too. From a baseball standpoint, how would I rectify this? Well, thanks for asking. It’s this simple. Not a single stat of either of theirs should count. They should both be made examples of, and in Bonds’ case, it’s the ULTIMATE example. This guy’s about to break the ALL TIME Home Run record, perhaps the biggest record in sports. Woops. Not anymore. First, both players get a one year suspension, and the Commissioner’s office needs to call them both up and politely ask for their MVP awards back. Bonds just lost every HR, Walk, Hit, Steal, Assist, Run, Putout-- EVERYTHING should be wiped away as though it never happened. Congratulations, Mark McGwire, you have the single season HR record again (though I barely trust you, too). By the way, Bonds, say goodbye to the Hall. I feel this strongly about it, and not just because it’s Bonds. Giambi is a player I LIKE, and the same deserves to happen to him, as well. MLB needs to give them the equivalent of the NCAA “death penalty.” Send a message Mr. Selig, please. Say, “Baseball is bigger than you. Baseball will not tolerate cheating. The next person it happens with will be even WORSE.”
And in honour of Barry’s accomplishments being tainted forever, I give you the Song of the Day, “Superman’s Dead” by Our Lady Peace.
Okay, I’m off for now, but should return shortly, in the meantime, please help me with the following decision.
Longtime friends of mine know of my comic book creating tendencies, and a select few of you have even read the first pages of my first script. Right now, I'm working on a project I first created in the eighth grade called Team: P.A.T.RIOT. It’s a futuristic superteam of government-sponsored patriotic-themed heroes. Honestly, it’s cooler thanI'm making it sound, I assure you. Anywho, team members include Bald Eagle, Revolutionary, Liberty Belle, Rushmore, Minuteman, DC, and Liberator (get the trend?). Well, I’ve got an Iron Man type guy that’s got a badass super-armour suit, and he needs a name. Since I created him in 10 years ago, he’s been “Warfront,” but now I want something more patriotic-like. In the story, the names are chosen by the gov’t in order to make the team mass-marketable and appealing. Right now, I’ve come up with five possible names, and I’m just looking for some feedback. Please tell me which (if any) sound cool, match up best with the rest of the team, and why you like them, okay? Also, feel free to come up with other name ideas. If i use it, you'll get credit, and a 1% royalty, or something from all the bajillions I'll make when the comic becomes a movie.
The name ideas are:
Warfront
Ironclad
Ironsides (As in the USS Constitution, "Old Ironsides")
Monitor
Merrimac (Monitor and Merrimac were the names of the first two American “ironclad” warships, Monitor was the Union’s, Merrimac was the Confederacy. So really, Merrimac should probably be DQ’d. I’m also uncertain enough people will know that for it to make a connection)
Okay, any/all feedback will be appreciated! Also, if you actually want to know about this four-part story I’m slowly but surely cooking up, just ask. If there’s enough interest, I might even blog ‘bout it.
TGIF
-apk
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home