THE PANTHEON OF BADASSES
This is quick, cuz Marcus and I were just discussing how badass Jack Bauer is on 24. So, your Daily Dose is the OFFICIAL PANTHEON OF BADASSES. Feel free to nominate others, the only requirements are: 1) He’s a Dude. 2) He’s fictional. 3) He’s badass. You have to explain your nomination.
There’ll probably be a Bows n’ Toes, later today, or maybe tomorrow. In the meantime, I give you:
THE OFFICAL PANTHEON OF BADASSES
Steve Rogers (“Captain
Batman (“Bruce Wayne”): Vigilante, Justice League
Commander James Bond: Double-O Agent, MI-6
Rooster Cogburn: Cowboy
Lt. John McClain: NYPD
Captain Han Solo: Rebel
Henry “
Ham
Lt. Starbuck: Viper Pilot, Battlestar Galactica..
Angus McGyver: Agent, Dept. of Defense,
John Patrick Mason: MI-5, Disavowed.
Col. John “Hannibal” Smith: The A-Team
KITT: Knight Industries Two Thousand
Stringfellow Hawke: US Army, Pilot of the Airwolf
Major 'Dutch' Schaeffer: Special Forces, US Army
Poncho Ramirez: Special Forces, US Army
Apollo Creed: “The King of Sting,” “The Master of Disaster,” “The Count of Monte Fisto,” Former Heavyweight Champion of the World
T-1000: Liquid Metal machine of death.
Nitro: American Gladiator
Casey Jones: Vigilante
Beck: not the singer- The Rock in The Rundown
Captain James Tiberius Kirk: USS Enterprise
Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Army of the North, Leader of the Felix Legions, servant of the true Emperor Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife (and he’ll have his vengeance in this life or the next): Roman General, Gladiator
And there you have it. Pure Badasses, brought to you by Marc and myself. Feel free to add to the list.
I might be back later with that Bows n’ Toes. But It’ll probably have to wait until tomorrow. Hopefully, this’ll keep you busy.
-apk
NEW ADDITIONS TO THE PANTHEON
Sgt. John Riggs: LAPD
Clubber Lang: Former Heavyweight Champion of the World
Frank Dux: Fighter
Inigo Montoya: Adventurer, Pirate
John J. Rambo: US ARMY Special Forces
Tyler Durden: Whackjob
8 Comments:
Mel Gibson - Lethal Weapon I and II. Anyone that can dislocate their shoulder to get out of a straight jacket is a badass. oh and of course Bronson "the original badass" Arroyooooooo. HAHAHA, just kidding.
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Anonymous, at 9:40 AM, March 09, 2005
Tyler Durden - knuckle buster
- Gramps
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Anonymous, at 10:06 AM, March 09, 2005
Jean Claude Van Dam- Blood Sport
That guy that dips his hand in glass then licks its...he's pretty badass, too.
Rambo- hellooooooooooooo
Hulk Hogan - defined a generation (like him or not)...I aspire to bald completely, grow a mullet, dye it blond, shave weird things into my facial hair and most of all rip a tank top off in front of y'all. oooooooooyeahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Anonymous, at 10:24 AM, March 09, 2005
What about those Midgets that took down Andre the Giant in Wrestlemania II or III (can't remember). My affliction with midgeticana (The midget form of Americana)was forever etched into my brain. Remember when they knowed him down and started rowing the Giant's arms and legs like they were on a row boat! That shit is classic!
Everyone was NEOPHYTING!!!!!
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Anonymous, at 1:15 PM, March 09, 2005
What about those Midgets that took down Andre the Giant in Wrestlemania II or III (can't remember). My affliction with midgeticana (The midget form of Americana)was forever etched into my brain. Remember when they knocked the Giant down and started rowing his arms and legs like they were on a row boat! That shit is classic and badass!
Everyone was NEOPHYTING!!!!!
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Anonymous, at 1:16 PM, March 09, 2005
What about those Midgets that took down Andre the Giant in Wrestlemania II or III (can't remember). My affliction with midgeticana (The midget form of Americana)was forever etched into my brain. Remember when they knocked the Giant down and started rowing his arms and legs like they were on a row boat! That shit is classic and badass!
Everyone was NEOPHYTING!!!!!
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Anonymous, at 1:16 PM, March 09, 2005
OOPS!!!
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Anonymous, at 1:17 PM, March 09, 2005
Riddick, anyone? He does the shoulder dislocate thing. And it takes at least a 4-man crew of mercs to take him in, and only if he wants to go.
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DutchGirl, at 12:10 AM, March 10, 2005
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