SCARIEST LINK EVER: "Countdown to Infinite Crisis"

So DC Comics has this big event coming up, called the "Infinite Crisis," and they had a big $1 issue called "Countdown to Infinite Crisis," a few months back.  No one knows what the "Infinite Crisis" is, 'cept  me.

 

email from the PA Board of Law Examiners yesterday:

 

This email is to inform you that results for the July 2005 Pennsylvania Bar Examination are tentatively scheduled to be released on Friday, October 7, 2005 at approximately 12:00 p.m.  Continue to check the web site for updated result release information.  You can view detailed results release information from this link:  CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT IF YOU'RE SCREWED

 

Okay, so I made that last part up, but if you check out the link, directly underneath the "how to find out if you passed" info is a link on "how to re-apply if you thoroughly frakked the daggit*."

 

The best part is that they decided to give us ten days of anticipation, just to make us all feel that much more nervous and that much more helpless over the next week or so.  Awesome. Tacking this little mind-frak onto the end of the Bar process as a whole only furthers to strengthen my argument that the no one would make a better group of "new member educators" than the distinguished denzins of the Board of Law Examiners. 

 

To the greatest hazers of all time, We who are about to die, salute you!

 

peace out-- i'm going to shoot things now.

(no, really-- i'm going trap shooting with work this afternoon. details to follow-- the way my luck's been this week, pray i don't take off the kneecaps of any clients.)

 

-apk

 

*editor's note:  (that's me) a "daggit" in Classic Galactica lore was a dog. We all know what " frak" means-- do the math.