Two Links to take The Kingdom to the NEXT LEVEL

These are borderline hilarity:

 

First, Clinton Portis is certifiably insane .

 

Second, Cracked, the wannabe bastard stepchild of Mad is apparently back, and online-- they bring us this faux ESPN.com page, which basically sums up my personal war agains the webpage I can't stop reading (like 75% of all links are Insider links)

 

check it out here.

alrighty, tons to do today. Stuabbie-- where's my column? Not so easy, is it?

 

-apk