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1.5.06

Even I Get Bored-ed #137

Quick Questions for a Monday where I'm allergetic, fatigued, and slightly brain-dead:

1) If all the illegal immigrants all over America are having huge rallies all over the country today, should the government do something about it?  Chewie, you work for INS or something, don't you?  Get off your ass and bring in some perps! If there was a big, I dunno, "Day without Drug Dealers" rally, and all of the drug dealers were protesting for eye & dental plans, I'd like to think that the DEA would do something about it.

2)  Can someone please explain to me why it behooved the Stillers to trade their 2d round pick so that they could get an extra pick 50 slots later?

3)  Why do people need to go to church to be reminded about God? Why not just look up at the sun and realize that it's an UNIMAGINABLY HUGE BALL OF PRACTICALLY EVERLASTING FIRE, and that there are quite literally countless similar balls of fire in the ever expanding universe.

4)  Is it bad that Jerry, Ron, and I immediately felt better about the Stillers draft of Antonio Holmes once he started talking eloquently?

5)  Why is so easy to hit a tiny little golf ball 270 yards, but so hard to tap it 12 feet?

6)  Why didn't I use sunblock, like Drew suggested, yesterday?  My arms hurt.

7)  Did anyone out there see United 93 yet?  Thoughts?

8)  Does this make you happy, Frenchie? And by "this" I of course mean, "This boring, unispired post."

Kickball and 24 tonight (i'm TAPING-- don't spoil it!)  maybe there will be better stuff to talk about later.
-apk


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