POLLOSITY & THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT
Hey kiddies, welcome to the show!
Here in the Kingdom, we're always looking for ways to expand and become more entertaining than just my random ramblings about the Wendy's Guy, or Ashlee Simpson (rant on why SHE must be stopped, soon). If you've noticed, i said "we" there. Well, that's because I've recently inked an big-time, up-and-coming, column-writing bastion of hilariousness to a 4-year, $9 million deal (with beer and twinkie incentives)! Ladies and gentleman, as King and Supreme Commander of My Irrelevant Blog, I am proud to announce to you the signing of Alexander Uram as our new Wednesday Columnist.
You may know him from that "Barry Bonds created a clone of his clone" comment last week, or as "The Guy with the Metal Pot" at Dickinson Ice Hockey Games. Most of you probably loved him as the AWF's resident Icon, "Saturated Fat." In any event, you've probably laughed at his antics at least once in your life. If you haven't, get ready to.
Alex grew up in a small town, but is a large man. Large in vision. Larger than life. And Largest in hilarity. With a rapier wit, an over-the-top style, and an over-opinionated style, I am certain that his columns will either make you laugh, cry, or get pissed. He's pretty much got free-reign to talk about whatever he likes (however, I WILL use the John Ashcroft Smackdown of Censorship when needed). Currently working for the US Postal Service, his column will, rightly enough be entitled "Going Postal with Uram." The first installment will be up tomorrow, and I hope that you enjoy his time with all of us.
As for today's poll, it's a giffy. Jeanie kindly reminded me today that my birthday is a mere TWELVE DAYS AWAY, and I have no idea what to do for it. So here's your poll:
"What should Adam do for his birthday?"
throw a party? what kind?
get drunk? where?
score? :) with whom?
you know where to click- now get to it!
i love you all,
-apk
Here in the Kingdom, we're always looking for ways to expand and become more entertaining than just my random ramblings about the Wendy's Guy, or Ashlee Simpson (rant on why SHE must be stopped, soon). If you've noticed, i said "we" there. Well, that's because I've recently inked an big-time, up-and-coming, column-writing bastion of hilariousness to a 4-year, $9 million deal (with beer and twinkie incentives)! Ladies and gentleman, as King and Supreme Commander of My Irrelevant Blog, I am proud to announce to you the signing of Alexander Uram as our new Wednesday Columnist.
You may know him from that "Barry Bonds created a clone of his clone" comment last week, or as "The Guy with the Metal Pot" at Dickinson Ice Hockey Games. Most of you probably loved him as the AWF's resident Icon, "Saturated Fat." In any event, you've probably laughed at his antics at least once in your life. If you haven't, get ready to.
Alex grew up in a small town, but is a large man. Large in vision. Larger than life. And Largest in hilarity. With a rapier wit, an over-the-top style, and an over-opinionated style, I am certain that his columns will either make you laugh, cry, or get pissed. He's pretty much got free-reign to talk about whatever he likes (however, I WILL use the John Ashcroft Smackdown of Censorship when needed). Currently working for the US Postal Service, his column will, rightly enough be entitled "Going Postal with Uram." The first installment will be up tomorrow, and I hope that you enjoy his time with all of us.
As for today's poll, it's a giffy. Jeanie kindly reminded me today that my birthday is a mere TWELVE DAYS AWAY, and I have no idea what to do for it. So here's your poll:
"What should Adam do for his birthday?"
throw a party? what kind?
get drunk? where?
score? :) with whom?
you know where to click- now get to it!
i love you all,
-apk
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