MONDAY HANGOVER: "HE'S DRINKING GRAVY RIGHT NOW."
Everybody’s workin’ for the weekend!
Yes, although it’s only Monday, I’ve got the weekend on my mind, and thus, I give to you: THE MONDY HANGOVER.
All I can say about the weekend is, what happened? It feels like it came and went, and that I spent most of it on the couch, but when I take a moment to think back on it all, it feels like quite the whirlwind of events and emotions. Truly exhausting. Which is probably why I feel truly exhausted today.
I’ve come to realize that my incessant recaps of weekends gone by are pretty much only interesting to me, and anyone who was involved. So I’ll refrain from such jibber-jabberin’, fool, unless something stands as particularly noteworthy or funny. Instead, I’m just going to give out a few random props (and what exactly are “props” short for? “propers?” … like MC Hammer referring to something good, “Proper.” This perplexes me, but alas, as usual, I digress). Okay, here are the Propers for all my homeys. And for the VH1 Generation, I present them in LIST FORM!
5) To the Picksburgh Stillers for an oftentimes impressive, oftentimes ugly, but all-around entertaining win.
4) To the ‘Pizz and Andy for both hangin’ out this weekend. Kris during the Stillers game, Andy in Shadyside Friday and the Matrix Saturday. Kris had the line of the day while watching 400 lb. DT Ted Washington drink some Gatorade, which is the current sub-heading, read above. (Special Props to Andy for scoring a date with the hottieness known as K-Tron 2K4)
3) To AliMac for swellness in the line of Matrix duty, and that blue shirt. Well played.
2) To Kupchelitis and Jeanie for a Sunday well-spent in my two favourite places: my couch, and PNC Park. Kup, also for getting blitheringly hammered on Saturday and sleeping on the back of the ‘Tus. Jeanie for Double-Stuf Oreos, not getting overly embarrassed by my love for Rob Mackowiak (and hatred of Chuck Nunez), and for a fantastic blog entry telling me to “stick to video games.”
And finally,
1) To my Mom, dearest lady in the universe, for surviving emergency gall bladder surgery, entertaining the HELL out of me while hopped up on Demoral, and being the best. To put it plainly. Love you, Mom.
And now it’s time for the big show.
Coming up this week there’s, luckily, not a hell of a lot. I may attempt to take law school seriously, but let’s be honest. I’ve also got some r-ball lined up for Tuesday and Wednesday nights. With any luck, I’ll make some headway on my first sequential artwork in 15 years, as well. Wish me luck.
Tomorrow will, of course, be a poll day, so post up some poll ideas. After striking out with what I thought was a sure-fire “Saved by the Bell” question last week, I’m shit out of ideas, and need help! Perhaps I’ll poll you all with your NFL predictions, I dunno?
Wednesday, will be guest column day. Anyone want to write one. Kup, Kurt, Marc? Perhaps a piece on your anticipated trip to Europe? Uram, do you exist? Jack—perhaps you can pimp your new website? More from Uncle Kujo? Grampy Staub, a story from yesteryear?
Thursday, I’m gunning for the return of “Bows and Toes” stay tuned. We’ll learn about the time Kup punched me in the stomach.
Friday will be the Weekend Pregame. Although I anticipate a slow weekend in Herminie.
Now, since I promised you an NFL Preview, It’ll be posted NEXT. Come back in a half hour!
Allllllllllllllllllllllllllrighty then, I’ll seen yinz all soon, n’at.
And remember two things:
1) Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
2) Never let Chuck Nunez bat, when DEATH is on the line.. ahahahahahahah ahahahah!
(name the movie, it’s Kup’s favourite.)
-apk
Yes, although it’s only Monday, I’ve got the weekend on my mind, and thus, I give to you: THE MONDY HANGOVER.
All I can say about the weekend is, what happened? It feels like it came and went, and that I spent most of it on the couch, but when I take a moment to think back on it all, it feels like quite the whirlwind of events and emotions. Truly exhausting. Which is probably why I feel truly exhausted today.
I’ve come to realize that my incessant recaps of weekends gone by are pretty much only interesting to me, and anyone who was involved. So I’ll refrain from such jibber-jabberin’, fool, unless something stands as particularly noteworthy or funny. Instead, I’m just going to give out a few random props (and what exactly are “props” short for? “propers?” … like MC Hammer referring to something good, “Proper.” This perplexes me, but alas, as usual, I digress). Okay, here are the Propers for all my homeys. And for the VH1 Generation, I present them in LIST FORM!
5) To the Picksburgh Stillers for an oftentimes impressive, oftentimes ugly, but all-around entertaining win.
4) To the ‘Pizz and Andy for both hangin’ out this weekend. Kris during the Stillers game, Andy in Shadyside Friday and the Matrix Saturday. Kris had the line of the day while watching 400 lb. DT Ted Washington drink some Gatorade, which is the current sub-heading, read above. (Special Props to Andy for scoring a date with the hottieness known as K-Tron 2K4)
3) To AliMac for swellness in the line of Matrix duty, and that blue shirt. Well played.
2) To Kupchelitis and Jeanie for a Sunday well-spent in my two favourite places: my couch, and PNC Park. Kup, also for getting blitheringly hammered on Saturday and sleeping on the back of the ‘Tus. Jeanie for Double-Stuf Oreos, not getting overly embarrassed by my love for Rob Mackowiak (and hatred of Chuck Nunez), and for a fantastic blog entry telling me to “stick to video games.”
And finally,
1) To my Mom, dearest lady in the universe, for surviving emergency gall bladder surgery, entertaining the HELL out of me while hopped up on Demoral, and being the best. To put it plainly. Love you, Mom.
And now it’s time for the big show.
Coming up this week there’s, luckily, not a hell of a lot. I may attempt to take law school seriously, but let’s be honest. I’ve also got some r-ball lined up for Tuesday and Wednesday nights. With any luck, I’ll make some headway on my first sequential artwork in 15 years, as well. Wish me luck.
Tomorrow will, of course, be a poll day, so post up some poll ideas. After striking out with what I thought was a sure-fire “Saved by the Bell” question last week, I’m shit out of ideas, and need help! Perhaps I’ll poll you all with your NFL predictions, I dunno?
Wednesday, will be guest column day. Anyone want to write one. Kup, Kurt, Marc? Perhaps a piece on your anticipated trip to Europe? Uram, do you exist? Jack—perhaps you can pimp your new website? More from Uncle Kujo? Grampy Staub, a story from yesteryear?
Thursday, I’m gunning for the return of “Bows and Toes” stay tuned. We’ll learn about the time Kup punched me in the stomach.
Friday will be the Weekend Pregame. Although I anticipate a slow weekend in Herminie.
Now, since I promised you an NFL Preview, It’ll be posted NEXT. Come back in a half hour!
Allllllllllllllllllllllllllrighty then, I’ll seen yinz all soon, n’at.
And remember two things:
1) Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
2) Never let Chuck Nunez bat, when DEATH is on the line.. ahahahahahahah ahahahah!
(name the movie, it’s Kup’s favourite.)
-apk
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