DAILY DOSE: "My Cash Flow Would Never-Ever End"

Welcome back to the Kingdom, everyone. What an eventful weekend! I’ll get to that later (and probably throughout the week) but for now, I wanted to drop in and give you the DOSE. Now that my final spring break has come to a close, I’m experiencing the “Life Goes On Without You” effect for the last time. You know what I mean? Like, when you’re on break, you get to thinking that the entire world is, too. So when you come off break, you have to catch up on all kinds of important stuff like, “The Stillers lost 2/5 of their starting offensive line last week.” Weird, isn’t it? Post-up and let me know some important stuff that happened since last week.

Okay, the field of 65 is set, and it’s MARCH MADNESS time! The fact that Uram calls me the Bracketmaster not withstanding, I don’t know jack-dick about NCAA Basketball (or basketball in general, for that matter). I hastily put together my bracket this morning, in order to get the annual ESPN Pool started. Just head HERE, and click on NCCA TOURNEY CHALLENGE over on the left. Search for the group, which is THE TOM BRADY of POOLS-- password is ox1ox2. And remember kids, in Kingdom-Sanctioned Events, EVERYONE is welcome to participate. However, as always, the only prize to be won is the only prize worth winning: RESPECT*.

Today’s Song of the Day is “Rich Girl,” that terribly annoying little song by one Gwen Stefani. The song may be annoying; Kids may not even have a CLUE it’s a riff on Fiddler on the Roof; Eve may suck to all high heaven; The song may have become inbedded into my brain by DC Radio for the rest of eternity; But I’ll tell you what—that Gavin Rossdale is one lucky sunuvabitch.

Alrighty, with luck, I’ll be back later to recount some very special weekend stories, where you’re sure to learn all about scrapple, “The Bald Bitch,” “That Semi-Retarded Italian Guy,” and what towels and ashtrays have in common. Though, I AM getting shuttled off to the Social Security Office again…so time may be of the essence.

Give a HOOT! Don’t POLLUTE!

-apk

*and ALWAYS remember the wise words of Coach Riley, “IT’S NOT WORTH WINNING IF YOU CAN’T WIN BIG!”