The Milk Carton reads, "Where the HELL is Adam?"

Lost. Lost I say, Lost. And that's purposefully with a capitol "L."

We're less than 3 weeks away from B.E.-Day, and I'm increasingly frightened, yet strangely calm about the whole thing. After a GREAT weekend in Deep Creek with Pizz, Z, Bill, and Kup, I've decided that I'm almost officially totally on house-arrest until the Bar. Ie: no more fun. What does that mean for this little piece of heaven? Tough to tell, to be honest. I'm OH so mentally overwhelmed by the bar, that I'm finding myself totally not creative. Hence, zero-or-less blogging.

Which is why i need YOU! my loyal readers (the four or five I suppose are left following this doldrummy summer) to either 1) keep the faith, and just wait for things to get back to normal following the BIG MOVE in August, or 2) pick up the slack, and start writing random snippity- type things for me.

Hence, this is where YOU come in. We're going to play WHO ARE MY READERS? I'm going to post a questionairre below, and if you email me your answers, I'll be sure to turn it into a post. This might actually keep things interesting around here while I roll through Bar-town.

1) Blog Name
2) why is your Blog Name your Blog Name
3) any other nicknames we should know about/ make fun of you for?

FAVOURITES:
1) movie
2) tv show
3) movie quote
4) real life quote
5) fast food
6) movie of the last year
7) video game
8) band
9) Song of the Day

BLOG STUFF:
1) favourite blog moment
2) favourite blog post-category (Link of the Day, I Am the Law!, Bows and Toes, etc.)
3) why do you keep coming back?
4) Besides, "actually frakkin' write more, dammit!" What's your best piece of advice to make the Kingdom better?

Adam Type Questions
1) If you could be any superhero, who would you be, and why?
2) If you could have dinner with any three people ever, who would it be, and why?
3) If you could eliminate any one athlete from the history of the world, who would it be, and why?

and finally:
Tell us either a good story, or something that pisses you off, pet-peeve style.

Okay- that's a good start. And don't worry, you don't have to answer every little question, just fill out your dossiere (and feel free to add anything else you'd like us to know about) and email it to the usual address. If you don't know the usual address, it reads like this:

myfirstname.mylastname@gmail.com

there, that should keep google searches from pulling up my real email addy. sweet.

Also, since lord knows when i'll post again, I'd like to make two general points: 1) i don't want anyone posting up to tell me how they "know" i'll do great on the bar, etc. Wishing me luck is quite enough, the ego stroking just makes me dread failing it that much more. 2) Special Mega-props to Carolyn for being my numero uno guiding force through this sojurn into hell. She's single-handedly keeping me sane at this point.

Oh! one more thing-- I need someone to come up with a cool codename for my firm, so that I can talk about my job, eventually, without making it googlicious. Also, from this point on, let's try extra-hard not to drop my last name into anything. I'm going to try to keep this guy running as incognito-y as possible, and i'd hate to have to relocate.

-apk