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6.10.05

It's apk, ESQUIRE, bitches!

Okay, so I'm not licensed yet, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to pass the background check..
 

Top Five Best Ways to Break the News:
 
5) "And I said, 'Hey Lama, how 'bout a little something, you know, for the effort?' And he says, 'There won't be any money, but from here on out, you shall be known as APK, Esquire.' So I got that going for me ... which is nice."
 
4) "I am Maximus Decimus Meridius, Esquire - Commander of the Northern Armies, General of the Felix Legions, father of a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance - in this life or the next!"
  
3) "I'm Ted "Theodore" Logan, and this APK, Esquire-- WYLD STALLIONZ RULE!"
 
2) "Next to my kid bein' born, this is the Greatest Night in the History of My Life, and I just want to say to my wife who's at home, YO ADRIENNE!! I DID IT!!"
 
1) "You failed your highness, I am an Esquire. Unlike my father before me."  
 
-So Bet It...Esquire.
 
-apk, esq.

posted by apk at 9:37 AM

6 Comments:

  • Congrats!
    You know, you could also insist people call you "Doctor." You do have a JURIS DOCTOR.

    By Blogger DutchGirl, at 12:15 PM, October 06, 2005  

  • PASS THE BACKGROUND CHECK??? WE'LL THATS WHERE I COME IN... BBHABHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHABHDSBHASDBASHDLASDBJKDAHSHAHBAHAHBABHAHBAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:30 PM, October 06, 2005  

  • PASS THE BACKGROUND CHECK??? WE'LL THATS WHERE I COME IN... BBHABHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHABHDSBHASDBASHDLASDBJKDAHSHAHBAHAHBABHAHBAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:30 PM, October 06, 2005  

  • Congratulations!! We did KNOW you could do it-- now it's just official!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:13 PM, October 06, 2005  

  • it's not necessary, but neither is "esquire"

    mostly I pretend to insist on the "doctor" to piss off my sister, who is a real, people-sickness-treating doctor.

    By Blogger DutchGirl, at 11:33 AM, October 07, 2005  

  • Ahh, KLE-- you misunderstand. My baby bro was just playing the movie quote game, and dropping a little "Ghostbusters" on us. That's where when Venkman's shock treating the guy at the beginning, and the guy says "Is that really necessary" and Venkman simply retorts, "Back off man...I'm a scientist."

    and I, too, have told people (most notably, Kup) to refer to me as "Doctor." It's amazing how much it pisses people off at random.
    -apk

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:17 PM, October 07, 2005  

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