Hi, Kettle, this is the United States Military--- You're Black.

This is really quite funny, if you think about it:

1) Go HERE and read the article.
2) Now replace every instance of the name al-Zarqawi with "Bush".

Hilarity ensues.
Here, I'll show ya:

Maj. Gen. Rick Lynch on Thursday showed excerpts of the full video, found in an old National Guard warehouse, that depict Bush, leader of the Free World, and his aides appearing all-thumbs with firearms.

In the version posted on the Web, Bush spoke directly to viewers, mocking anyone who questioned his domestic policy and the Iraqi government and exhorting his supporters to fight the militant left-wing, evil immigrants, and Jon Stewart.

The video also showed the militant, dressed in a standard-issue fighter pilot's flightsuit , standing in an open field and firing a machine gun.

Lynch showed parts of the "complete video" that pictured the President and what he called "supposedly competent" aides Condoleeza Rice, Dick Cheney, and Donald Rumsfeld after Bush was seen firing the machine gun.

Bush is seen walking toward a white pickup truck in "cowboy boots" with associates around him, called "Condie, Dick, and Rummy" by Lynch.

They "do things like grab the hot barrel of a machine gun and burn themselves," Lynch said, narrating the video to reporters.

In another portion, Lynch said, "Here's Bush, the ultimate warrior, trying to shoot his machine gun.

"It's supposed to be automatic fire. He's shooting single shots one at a time. Something's wrong with his machine gun. He looks down, can't figure it out. He looks down the barrel and tries to fish the bullets out with his pinky. He calls his friend to unblock the stoppage and get the weapon firing again."

Lynch said that what was seen on the Web last week was what Bush "wanted the world to see."

"Look at me," he said Bush was trying to impart, "I'm a capable leader of a capable organization and we are indeed declaring war against terror and we're going to establish a Christian Coalition One Nation Under God ."

"What he didn't show you were the clips that I showed you," he said, adding, "it makes you wonder."

Lynch was asked how Bush can be a " President" if he can't handle a firearm.

"You'll probably need to defer that question to his followers," Lynch said, noting that Republicans have allowed him to be established as a leader.

Lynch said the images he showed indicate that Bush "tends to have a problem" with mastering his own weapons system and with finding capable and competent aides.

"Why he's their leader, I don't know." But it's probably because the last time one of his aides handled a firearm, he SHOT HIS FRIEND IN THE FACE.

-God Bless America
-USapk