URAM IS LATE
Sorry to disappoint, but I've not yet heard from Uram today. Needless to say, this week's installment of "Going Postal" will be delayed until after his appointed rounds.
As for me, I'm in a shitty mood today. Bodes well for the blog, I know. I think I finally hit my post-birthday denouement, and it's very un-swell. Doing work has been an impossibilty today, as I'm finding it hard to concentrate. Have you ever had a secret so big, that it just HAD to be let out. You wanted nothing more than to share it with the entire universe, but couldn't? That's how I feel today (although mine's just about the worst-kept secret ever) and it's driving me batty.
Anyhow, kiddies, just wanted to let you all know that your weekly dose of NEPA hilarity will be a little delayed. Kujo, post-up and let me know if you really want a Mr. Beer. We have one, and it's pretty solid. I dunno if Target still sells them or not, but if they do, I'll hook you up. Leave your mailing address, and I'll just have it sent to your house or something.
Plans for my Thursday column are slowly taking shape, stay tuned. Also, if anyone's interested in a guest weekend gig, let me know.
In the meantime, say your prayers and eat your vitamins, and start pricing labotomies for me, I might need one soon.
melodramatically yours, i remain,
-apk
As for me, I'm in a shitty mood today. Bodes well for the blog, I know. I think I finally hit my post-birthday denouement, and it's very un-swell. Doing work has been an impossibilty today, as I'm finding it hard to concentrate. Have you ever had a secret so big, that it just HAD to be let out. You wanted nothing more than to share it with the entire universe, but couldn't? That's how I feel today (although mine's just about the worst-kept secret ever) and it's driving me batty.
Anyhow, kiddies, just wanted to let you all know that your weekly dose of NEPA hilarity will be a little delayed. Kujo, post-up and let me know if you really want a Mr. Beer. We have one, and it's pretty solid. I dunno if Target still sells them or not, but if they do, I'll hook you up. Leave your mailing address, and I'll just have it sent to your house or something.
Plans for my Thursday column are slowly taking shape, stay tuned. Also, if anyone's interested in a guest weekend gig, let me know.
In the meantime, say your prayers and eat your vitamins, and start pricing labotomies for me, I might need one soon.
melodramatically yours, i remain,
-apk
2 Comments:
My apologies, 'Lex. I got your email minutes after I posted. For the record everyone, Alex just got a BRAND NEW BADASS JOB, so he's in the process of packing up his life and moving. That, combined with the fact that I went to bed at 10:20 last night have kept me from getting his article. Let's give a "yayyyy 'Lex!" as congratulations on his new position.
And i only posted to tell everyone you're late because the Sitemeter's going batshit in anticipation. If everyone waiting keeps checking the blog for it every ten minutes, the entire world economy could collapse. I did it for the PEOPLE. for the PEOPLE.
-apk
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apk, at 11:35 AM, August 04, 2004
Monsieur Bier it is!
I won't be gift-wrapping it, though. Last time I did that, they sent it in a big, silver sack. I'm not kidding.
By
apk, at 11:56 AM, August 04, 2004
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