THREE WORDS THAT ARE RUINING MY LIFE:

"Mackowiak. Trade. Rumours."

The talk's around town, and THIS'll fill you in on the details. Currently, I'm standing at DEFCON 3, and trying to come up with contingency plans should the TAMPA FRAKKIN' DEVIL RAYS decide to ruin my life/summer.

If anyone knows where I can trade in Pirates stuff for Devil Rays stuff, let me know. I might need to do that...

-apk