24 Seconds about 24 (2:00p -- 3:00p)
Wayyyyy late, but still in time for tonight's episode, I present to you 24 Things I Think I'm Pretty Sure I Thought While Mourning George Mason: Perhaps My Favorite 24 Character
1) Two Great Plans: The Marshal Plan (ie: "Fix Europe")
The Novick Plan (ie: "Drag Dead Walt Cummings's Name Through the Mud")
2) I've not given enough love to Evelyn, the mousy-hottie that assists the First Lady. Consider Love Given.
3) My money says Evelyn's the New Nina Myers. I don't trust her.
4) Kill terrorists and frak Audrey! That's what Jack Bauer Does.
5) Actual conversation between President Dorkass and Mike Novick:
"We want results, Mike!" ...
"Of course sir, CTU's obviously half-assing it, sir."
6) Jack: "THEY HAVE CANNISTERS" Linn: "We need a visual" ????WTF? DIDN'T JACK JUST SAY HE SAW THEM?
7) God bless Rappers for making Jet Black/Blacked Out SUVs such an everday sight that the Feds can go wherever they want, whenever, and not look suspicious.
8) While he was putting on the maintenance uniform in the back of the van, all I wanted was Jack to garrut someone with a coathanger. Is that too much to ask?
9) Jerry's commentary: "This is ridiculous. This is so ridiculous. This ...is...ridiculous." Vanderbilt Law, bitches.
10) You gotta love The Obligatory Little Kid in the Mall With a Balloon. Just so we were sure that killing innocent people is bad.
11) AUDREY believes in Jack. Not Linn. Not even Bill. Happy Valentine's Day, Audrey. I Heart You.
12) I also Heart Kate Warner, and even her slutty-nutbar sister, Marie. Season Two was a good year...it's perhaps my favorite yet, on all counts (and I'm only up to the death of George Mason..so don't ruin it!)
13) Someday, somehow, Logan will act like a man. ...maybe.
14) ECHO. Bravo. Charlie.
15) Diamond Cutter Moment: Jack's Knocked Out. WHAT? Jack should've murdered these guys like 14 different ways to Sunday already!
16) If there's one thing I've ever learned about a mall, it's this: EVERYTHING is by the Food Court.
17) I didn't think it was possible: Jack sounds cooler with a gas mask on. He's like the love child of Darth Vader and Captain America.
18) Think about it, this episode is one big Nick Cage movie. We just had a little of The Rock, and then there was some Gone in 60 Seconds...how long until Jack's on a flight to Las Vegas with a bunch of convicts?
19) Erlick is STILL not scary. The Biggest Villain this season is Linn the Douche.
20) I hate President Logan. Just in case you had lost sight of that. He was just freaking about three DEAD PEOPLE at the AIRPORT, now he's like, "Thank God only 20 died at the mall!"
21) Marty Logan is as big a sissy as her husband. This storyline is officially tiresome. I hope she pulls a Mya.
22) Erlick-- not scary. But smart. I'll give him that.
23) Suicide is the new black.
24) Okay...umm...darkroom-headset
1) Two Great Plans: The Marshal Plan (ie: "Fix Europe")
The Novick Plan (ie: "Drag Dead Walt Cummings's Name Through the Mud")
2) I've not given enough love to Evelyn, the mousy-hottie that assists the First Lady. Consider Love Given.
3) My money says Evelyn's the New Nina Myers. I don't trust her.
4) Kill terrorists and frak Audrey! That's what Jack Bauer Does.
5) Actual conversation between President Dorkass and Mike Novick:
"We want results, Mike!" ...
"Of course sir, CTU's obviously half-assing it, sir."
6) Jack: "THEY HAVE CANNISTERS" Linn: "We need a visual" ????WTF? DIDN'T JACK JUST SAY HE SAW THEM?
7) God bless Rappers for making Jet Black/Blacked Out SUVs such an everday sight that the Feds can go wherever they want, whenever, and not look suspicious.
8) While he was putting on the maintenance uniform in the back of the van, all I wanted was Jack to garrut someone with a coathanger. Is that too much to ask?
9) Jerry's commentary: "This is ridiculous. This is so ridiculous. This ...is...ridiculous." Vanderbilt Law, bitches.
10) You gotta love The Obligatory Little Kid in the Mall With a Balloon. Just so we were sure that killing innocent people is bad.
11) AUDREY believes in Jack. Not Linn. Not even Bill. Happy Valentine's Day, Audrey. I Heart You.
12) I also Heart Kate Warner, and even her slutty-nutbar sister, Marie. Season Two was a good year...it's perhaps my favorite yet, on all counts (and I'm only up to the death of George Mason..so don't ruin it!)
13) Someday, somehow, Logan will act like a man. ...maybe.
14) ECHO. Bravo. Charlie.
15) Diamond Cutter Moment: Jack's Knocked Out. WHAT? Jack should've murdered these guys like 14 different ways to Sunday already!
16) If there's one thing I've ever learned about a mall, it's this: EVERYTHING is by the Food Court.
17) I didn't think it was possible: Jack sounds cooler with a gas mask on. He's like the love child of Darth Vader and Captain America.
18) Think about it, this episode is one big Nick Cage movie. We just had a little of The Rock, and then there was some Gone in 60 Seconds...how long until Jack's on a flight to Las Vegas with a bunch of convicts?
19) Erlick is STILL not scary. The Biggest Villain this season is Linn the Douche.
20) I hate President Logan. Just in case you had lost sight of that. He was just freaking about three DEAD PEOPLE at the AIRPORT, now he's like, "Thank God only 20 died at the mall!"
21) Marty Logan is as big a sissy as her husband. This storyline is officially tiresome. I hope she pulls a Mya.
22) Erlick-- not scary. But smart. I'll give him that.
23) Suicide is the new black.
24) Okay...umm...darkroom-headset
-lots of computer screens-guy? Hello??? Hello?
Final thoughts: This was a solid episode that was generally pretty good. It made up for last weeks lackluster performance. I won't lie, though, I'm currently watching Season Two, and it's blowing this stuff away. Cougar or no cougar...
-apk
Final thoughts: This was a solid episode that was generally pretty good. It made up for last weeks lackluster performance. I won't lie, though, I'm currently watching Season Two, and it's blowing this stuff away. Cougar or no cougar...
-apk
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