Ugh....

First Taylor Hicks sings "Jailhouse Rock," now THIS.

Dear God,

APK here. Where did we go wrong?  Why did you take Britney away from us?  Just asking.  While we're chatting, please give the world a winning Pirates season (in 2006-- miracle of miracles), less Taylor Hicks, a Democrat in the White House, and end of Kevin Federline.  Also, I would like a Pony.

And world peace. I suppose that would be swell.

Thanks, You the Man.
-apk