LINK OF THE DAY: "Further Proof that God Doesn't Micro-Manage"
today's lesson: people are stupid, and God doesn't care. Extra imporant to realize on 6.6.06. For more information, check out this little nugget:
Oops.
I mean, seriously, like it would've been that much effort for the Big Guy to throw down a little protection. I think it all comes down to this idiot qualifying his statement with, "if he exists." If? IF? Shouldn't you be pretty sure before you step into the lion's den .
I'd like to think that this isn't proof that God doesn't exist. I think it's proof that a) God's got a pretty good sense of humour, and b) He's got better things to do than babysit morons. Way to weed out the imbicilic, Sir!
Also, I'd like to give huge points to whoever described the attack. It sounds like this was the most non-chalant lion attack in history. I can almost see Rex, here, look over, see some human walking towards him and then set down his beer and his magazine, walk over to th idiot, slash his carotid artery with one stroke, give an indifferent yawn, and return to his seat. It's as though the lion showed about as much interest in killing this poor sap as my dad does when my mom talks about her school board meetings.
be good to each other. I'll post something cool when i feel like it.
-apk
Oops.
I mean, seriously, like it would've been that much effort for the Big Guy to throw down a little protection. I think it all comes down to this idiot qualifying his statement with, "if he exists." If? IF? Shouldn't you be pretty sure before you step into the lion's den .
I'd like to think that this isn't proof that God doesn't exist. I think it's proof that a) God's got a pretty good sense of humour, and b) He's got better things to do than babysit morons. Way to weed out the imbicilic, Sir!
Also, I'd like to give huge points to whoever described the attack. It sounds like this was the most non-chalant lion attack in history. I can almost see Rex, here, look over, see some human walking towards him and then set down his beer and his magazine, walk over to th idiot, slash his carotid artery with one stroke, give an indifferent yawn, and return to his seat. It's as though the lion showed about as much interest in killing this poor sap as my dad does when my mom talks about her school board meetings.
be good to each other. I'll post something cool when i feel like it.
-apk
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