DAILY DOSE: "Yo, Wolf Face-- I'm Your Worst Nightmare. Your Ass is Mine!"

I recently started using the “voice record” function on my cell phone to take note of concepts, quips, and funny things that pop into my head. Since I’m little bored at work, and don’t feel like getting rolling yet, I decided to clean out the memory and see what I’d forgotten. Luckily, there was some good stuff in the there, which means that you actually get a DOSE today. First up, the Song of the Day was one I had actually HEARD on the radio a fortnight ago, and forgot all about. It’s the Green Jelly classic, “Three Little Pigs.” I don’t know what’s better about that song, the level with which it’s terrible, or how insanely awesome the claymation video was. To hear that on the radio really took me back to the 8^th grade, and the good old days of SURGE soda and contraband doublemint gum.

The cell phone also served up a particularly noteworthy subject, “Peaking at 17,” which I’ll discuss more fully later today (unless my best laid plans go awry.) In the meantime, go have some fun at the Link of the Day. If I girl can wear THIS to the prom, she’s probably Peaking at 17. All I can really say is that I’m never having daughters. Oh, and that “Vlaz Ermant” is the ballsiest deadman in New York.

Talk to yinz later,

-apk