MY KINGDOM!: the HINES WARD of Blogs

14.7.05

You know, it's getting hard trying to be clever with everyone's name...

First off, I'd like to thank everyone who's writing these. Tomorrow will be a special day, which you're not going to want to miss- when I post KLE'S bio. And yes, she definitely takes advantage of the opportunity to take a nice big shot at me. God bless her. Coming next Monday, the ever-lovin' Bill from Hutchy, one of my boys since Kindergarten (literally). So buckle up and enjoy-- and write in with your own!

Before I go further, I'd like to address something KLE brought up a long time ago, someone rather. Riley Finn. This is going to go over the heads of 97% of you, but I just like to go on the record as a MONSTER Riley Finn mark. I've just been catching up with the second half of Season 4 on FX, and with only one hour to go (which I'll MISS today...DAMMIT Mini-Bar test!) I still think he's the proverbial shit. It's a pity he's probably going to have to die, either killed by Adam or Faith. Oh well... he's better than Angel.

Now, without further ado, Ladies and Gentlemen, and Marc-- I give you Lauren from Balty-more.

This took an hour of my time when i should have been working. So this post is worth a cool $17. nice.

1) Blog Name
LoFo16
2) why is your Blog Name your Blog Name
Used to be my screename. When JLo changed her name, one of my sorority sisters decided it could work for Lauren Follet too. The fact that it also sounded like RoFo (Royal Farms convenience stores in Bmore) helped it stick.
3) any other nicknames we should know about/ make fun of you for?
None that people actually call me. But my pledging nickname was Cradle Robbing Phi.

FAVOURITES:
1) movie
Almost Famous. Kate Hudson was robbed at the Oscars, and I'll say that until i die.
2) tv show
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Gilmore Girls, West Wing, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
3) movie quote
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
4) real life quote
i don't really have a "quote." more like a mantra: "No regrets." Although for some reason this quote from A Midsummer Night's Dream has stuck with me since 6th grade: "Think me not so low that mine nails cannot reach your eyes."
5) fast food
Wendy's Montery Chicken Ranch Sandwich. Though my tummy hates that it's only around once a year, my hips and ass appreciate its rarity.
6) movie of the last year
Garden State
7) video game
Ever: Super Mario World. Though after the past week in Bmore, Dr. Mario came back to the top. P.S. adam: i kicked heather's ass. so by default, i kicked your ass too. Honorable mentions: Bubble Bobble, Kid Nicky, Ninja Gaiden, SuperMario Bros 3, MarioKart, the original Sonic the Hedgehog, Golden Axe. Also this game, Montezuma's Revenge (actual name) from the Apple IIe.
8) band
Dashboard Confessional
9) Song of the Day
Motown Philly(i think this means of the ones you've listed as Songs of the Day. If it actually means today's song, then anything NOT by Gwen Stefani would be fine)

BLOG STUFF:
1) favourite blog moment
when you changed the title to "The Tom Brady of Blogs"
2) favourite blog post-category (Link of the Day, I Am the Law!, Bows and Toes, etc.)
I gotta go with "comments." For obvious reasons.
3) why do you keep coming back?
something original and funny for my monotonous days.
4) Besides, "actually frakkin' write more, dammit!" What's your best piece of advice to make the Kingdom better?
i have a feeling once you begin at the new job, there will be no limit to the available bloggable material.

Adam Type Questions
1) If you could be any superhero, who would you be, and why?
She-ra. she kicked medieval ass.
2) If you could have dinner with any three people ever, who would it be, and why?
1. the original G-Dub, George Washington. Just because.
2. Bill Clinton. Because i never loved a man the way i love him (for his mind.)
3. One of the guys who owned Studio 54, because i would LOVE to hear the stories.

3) If you could eliminate any one athlete from the history of the world, who would it be, and why?
Barry Bonds. I don't care. He's a cancer.

and finally:
Tell us either a good story, or something that pisses you off, pet-peeve style.
You know how frat boys always say "Dicks before chicks, bros before hos?" I hate that girls RARELY have that loyalty. I don't understand why girls are so naturally inclined to fuck over other girls, even friends. For the most part, guys have this bond, this loyalty that is just foreign to girls. You guys hang out for a day, have some beers, and you're best friends. Girls have to know each other for a long time, feel each other out, test them, just to call another girl a friend. And it's rare that you can find that rare a friendship where you are ABSOLUTELY certain that girl will never fuck you over. I hate that.

and there you have it! That last paragraph basically sums up why I love Lauren so much, despite her propensity for all things Beantown. She's one of us.

Tomorrow, you'll bear witness to the exact opposite.
-apk

1 Comments:

  • you're deluded! NOBODY out-hots, out-bad-boys, or out-loves-Buffy like Angel. Riley's too easy (you'll see in season 5 how easily she runs roughshod over him)

    By Blogger DutchGirl, at 3:13 PM, July 15, 2005  

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