24 Seconds about 24 (3:00p -- 4:00p)
24 Things I Think I Thought I Was Thinking About 24 While I Was Coughing Up My Lungs and Considering Assassinating Myself:
1) The single best sentence I hear every week is, "Due to some graphic violence, viewer discretion is advised."
2) DIAMOND CUTTER MOMENT!!! at the two minute mark-- Erlick is DEAD! Uncerimoniously stabbed in the gut by the BIG BAD EVIL RUSSIAN (BBER)! I knew that douchebag couldn't be the Big Bad this season!
3) So Tech Room Guy's name is Nathanson? I remember that now...He's on the run? This, I didn't know so much...
4) I Hate Linn McGill. Nearly as much as I hate the President. Really a dead heat at this point. All I know is that if I'm running CTU, I send a squad over to my crack-whore sister's house and get my stuff back. What's the use in having power if you don't abuse it?
5) Best 12 minutes since the high-body count beginning of the season. Things are really picking up. Maybe all of the setup was worth it?
6) If I'm Jack, and Linn starts dickin' me around telling me to come back to CTU, I'd just walk. I'd kick it back to the oil field and start baggin' Nikki from Spin City.
7) Does anyone know if it's possible to make my phone at work go DOOP-DOOP, DOO-DOOOOOO every time it rings? Why isn't that a ringtone yet? I'd trade "The MacGyver Theme Song" in within seconds...
8) Why is this episode so good? Simple, really. Lots of bad guys. Lots of bullets. and we've gone 20+ minutes with nary a First Lady in sight.
9) 2 Responses to the Terrorist phone demand:
1. Wahh! I'm the President! I'm don't wanna talk to the terrorists! I'm on my period!
2. Give me the phone! Who is this? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS. I'm the PRESIDENT. Frak off.
One of those was the response given by President Logan. The other is what President Palmer would say if he were still with us. I'll let you figure out which is which.
10) Wait. Why even ANSWER Cummings's phone? What good can come of that, other than talking to terrorists and having to them listen to make ridiculous claims like, "I invented the Question mark"? Seriously. Does anybody in this administration think?
11) Ahh. Thank you, Mike, for actually having/using your brain. We were moments away from Novick pushing POTUS down the stairs, there. Give it time.
12) Jack's late to the phone. Nathanson gave him 10 minutes at 3:11. It's now 3:30. Also, shouldn't Keifer, of ALL PEOPLE know the dangers of answering a ringing phone booth?
13) Nathanson is one NIMBLE fatss! ...shit. Correction: Nathanson WAS one nimble fatass. Here's to you, Nimble menacing techroom earpiece guy with a cool accent. You will be missed.
14) Like I said before: 24 is the New A-Team. Helicopter Every Episode. (and that's not a bad thing)
15) Audrey looks SO good with glasses. By-the-way, is she winning any of you over this week with her covert helping of Jack?
16) Poor Curtis. Everytime he goes somewhere with Jack, he gets shot or punked.
17) Please. Someone. Help me stop Jimmy Fallon. I can't do it alone.
18) Yay! Marty! stand up and tell yo' man how it is! I guess every 5 hours, the First Lady gets to be useful. Good contract clause, there.
19) NO! NOT BILL! YOU CAN'T SEND TYRUS CASSIUS McQUEEN TO HOLDING!!! THIS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED, LINN. DO YOU HEAR ME!!??!! I'M GOING TO GO GET YOUR CRACKHEAD SISTER AND BRING HER TO CTU TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT HOW BIG OF A SISSY YOU ARE!! YOU GOT THAT, SAMWISE? IM TALKIN' TO YOU-- YOU DO NOT SCREW WITH BILL BUCHANAN!
20) ...CALL HIS BLUFF, AUDREY! Go straight to Daddy and say, "Daddy, pull some strings and get Linn out of here. He's going to get Jack, and the rest of us, all killed."
21) Bank on this: V for Vendetta will be awesome. 'Though Nat might hate it when he blows up Parliment.
22) Okay, BBER started out great, with his soulless stabbing of Earwig. Then he bitched out POTUS in about 6 seconds, flat, using only a cell phone. He needs to go big-- he needs do something INTENSE as the hour end...oh? He drew a big red "X" on the map? To show his guys where he's going to be DANGEROUS...? awesome. Dammit.
23) Jack to Chloe: Did you say O-MY-cron? I miss Taylor.
24) Damn. Marty, well played. She was effective twice in the same hour. Good for her.
Verdict: Good shit, this week! THAT'S an episode of 24. And don't think I don't know its no coincidence that as soon as I start bitching, both 24 and Galactica went yard this week. Nice to know someone out there aims to please me. Now let's get EVIL BBeR. (I'm refusing to capitalize the 'E' until he does something more evil than make a BIG RED X of DOOM).
be good to each other
-apk
1) The single best sentence I hear every week is, "Due to some graphic violence, viewer discretion is advised."
2) DIAMOND CUTTER MOMENT!!! at the two minute mark-- Erlick is DEAD! Uncerimoniously stabbed in the gut by the BIG BAD EVIL RUSSIAN (BBER)! I knew that douchebag couldn't be the Big Bad this season!
3) So Tech Room Guy's name is Nathanson? I remember that now...He's on the run? This, I didn't know so much...
4) I Hate Linn McGill. Nearly as much as I hate the President. Really a dead heat at this point. All I know is that if I'm running CTU, I send a squad over to my crack-whore sister's house and get my stuff back. What's the use in having power if you don't abuse it?
5) Best 12 minutes since the high-body count beginning of the season. Things are really picking up. Maybe all of the setup was worth it?
6) If I'm Jack, and Linn starts dickin' me around telling me to come back to CTU, I'd just walk. I'd kick it back to the oil field and start baggin' Nikki from Spin City.
7) Does anyone know if it's possible to make my phone at work go DOOP-DOOP, DOO-DOOOOOO every time it rings? Why isn't that a ringtone yet? I'd trade "The MacGyver Theme Song" in within seconds...
8) Why is this episode so good? Simple, really. Lots of bad guys. Lots of bullets. and we've gone 20+ minutes with nary a First Lady in sight.
9) 2 Responses to the Terrorist phone demand:
1. Wahh! I'm the President! I'm don't wanna talk to the terrorists! I'm on my period!
2. Give me the phone! Who is this? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS. I'm the PRESIDENT. Frak off.
One of those was the response given by President Logan. The other is what President Palmer would say if he were still with us. I'll let you figure out which is which.
10) Wait. Why even ANSWER Cummings's phone? What good can come of that, other than talking to terrorists and having to them listen to make ridiculous claims like, "I invented the Question mark"? Seriously. Does anybody in this administration think?
11) Ahh. Thank you, Mike, for actually having/using your brain. We were moments away from Novick pushing POTUS down the stairs, there. Give it time.
12) Jack's late to the phone. Nathanson gave him 10 minutes at 3:11. It's now 3:30. Also, shouldn't Keifer, of ALL PEOPLE know the dangers of answering a ringing phone booth?
13) Nathanson is one NIMBLE fatss! ...shit. Correction: Nathanson WAS one nimble fatass. Here's to you, Nimble menacing techroom earpiece guy with a cool accent. You will be missed.
14) Like I said before: 24 is the New A-Team. Helicopter Every Episode. (and that's not a bad thing)
15) Audrey looks SO good with glasses. By-the-way, is she winning any of you over this week with her covert helping of Jack?
16) Poor Curtis. Everytime he goes somewhere with Jack, he gets shot or punked.
17) Please. Someone. Help me stop Jimmy Fallon. I can't do it alone.
18) Yay! Marty! stand up and tell yo' man how it is! I guess every 5 hours, the First Lady gets to be useful. Good contract clause, there.
19) NO! NOT BILL! YOU CAN'T SEND TYRUS CASSIUS McQUEEN TO HOLDING!!! THIS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED, LINN. DO YOU HEAR ME!!??!! I'M GOING TO GO GET YOUR CRACKHEAD SISTER AND BRING HER TO CTU TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT HOW BIG OF A SISSY YOU ARE!! YOU GOT THAT, SAMWISE? IM TALKIN' TO YOU-- YOU DO NOT SCREW WITH BILL BUCHANAN!
20) ...CALL HIS BLUFF, AUDREY! Go straight to Daddy and say, "Daddy, pull some strings and get Linn out of here. He's going to get Jack, and the rest of us, all killed."
21) Bank on this: V for Vendetta will be awesome. 'Though Nat might hate it when he blows up Parliment.
22) Okay, BBER started out great, with his soulless stabbing of Earwig. Then he bitched out POTUS in about 6 seconds, flat, using only a cell phone. He needs to go big-- he needs do something INTENSE as the hour end...oh? He drew a big red "X" on the map? To show his guys where he's going to be DANGEROUS...? awesome. Dammit.
23) Jack to Chloe: Did you say O-MY-cron? I miss Taylor.
24) Damn. Marty, well played. She was effective twice in the same hour. Good for her.
Verdict: Good shit, this week! THAT'S an episode of 24. And don't think I don't know its no coincidence that as soon as I start bitching, both 24 and Galactica went yard this week. Nice to know someone out there aims to please me. Now let's get EVIL BBeR. (I'm refusing to capitalize the 'E' until he does something more evil than make a BIG RED X of DOOM).
be good to each other
-apk
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