MONDAY HANGOVER: "I Told You Once You Sunuvabitch I'm the Best There's Ever Been!"
I'm headed to bed early, because I need to hit the office with enough time to review for my depositions tomorrow (a billing dream! TWO DEPOS! WOOT!) so you'll have to settle for quick hits about the weekend that was. 24 Seconds will be up sometime tomorrow.
1) You've not lived till you've seen Sprout and I air fiddle to "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" at karaoke. We can't sing, but we'll entertain you. and in the word's of Sprout-- "please tip your waitress!" (diminutive bastard stole my line!)
2) If argyle's wrong, I don't want to be right.
3) Jager Bombs: Still Tremendous.
4) PGH is the smallest city on earth
5) If you go to the Funny Bone, be prepared to hear more dirty joketelling then you can shake The Fat Guy from The Longest Yard at. Good times.
6) I Heart Saddle Ridge. 31 y-o women that can bring the line-dancing ruckus are a Godsend.
7) Erica from the Green Room: If you're out there, know that I love you. Really. Like Daniel Day Lewis in The Last of the Mohicans "I will find you!" (and not in a skeevy Albert Belle kind of way...)
8) Sprout's family is awesome. the nephews, Nick and Angelo, are like living balls of insanity. And i mean that with the utmost respect.
9) Ben Roethlisberger is a living breathing Two Legged Cock Block...with a Super Bowl Ring.
10) No joke. Big Ben walked into Saddle Ridge Friday night, and practically caused every girl to simutaneously orgasam. Based solely on his Ben-ness (ie: Big, dopey-looking quarterbackedness with a passer rating of 22.6....and a Super Bowl Ring). I understand ladies. Really, I do.
11) Avoid the "sliders" at the Funny Bone at all costs. They're like White Castle, but worse, and have FAR too many onions.
12) Season Two of 24 is absolutely tremendous. There's no getting around it. I'll keep harping on this, I promise you.
13) Bonus 13th matter: It feels like I'm getting one of my best friends back, and I like that a lot.
peace/love/pepsi.
-apk
1) You've not lived till you've seen Sprout and I air fiddle to "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" at karaoke. We can't sing, but we'll entertain you. and in the word's of Sprout-- "please tip your waitress!" (diminutive bastard stole my line!)
2) If argyle's wrong, I don't want to be right.
3) Jager Bombs: Still Tremendous.
4) PGH is the smallest city on earth
5) If you go to the Funny Bone, be prepared to hear more dirty joketelling then you can shake The Fat Guy from The Longest Yard at. Good times.
6) I Heart Saddle Ridge. 31 y-o women that can bring the line-dancing ruckus are a Godsend.
7) Erica from the Green Room: If you're out there, know that I love you. Really. Like Daniel Day Lewis in The Last of the Mohicans "I will find you!" (and not in a skeevy Albert Belle kind of way...)
8) Sprout's family is awesome. the nephews, Nick and Angelo, are like living balls of insanity. And i mean that with the utmost respect.
9) Ben Roethlisberger is a living breathing Two Legged Cock Block...with a Super Bowl Ring.
10) No joke. Big Ben walked into Saddle Ridge Friday night, and practically caused every girl to simutaneously orgasam. Based solely on his Ben-ness (ie: Big, dopey-looking quarterbackedness with a passer rating of 22.6....and a Super Bowl Ring). I understand ladies. Really, I do.
11) Avoid the "sliders" at the Funny Bone at all costs. They're like White Castle, but worse, and have FAR too many onions.
12) Season Two of 24 is absolutely tremendous. There's no getting around it. I'll keep harping on this, I promise you.
13) Bonus 13th matter: It feels like I'm getting one of my best friends back, and I like that a lot.
peace/love/pepsi.
-apk
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