He's Marc, He's Marc, He's Marc, and he's So French.

First off, GO PENS! We got Sidney Crosby, BITCHES!!! By the time they're the Portland Penguins in '07, they'll be RACKING UP Cups!

now- on to the Frenchmen.

1) Blog Name: TOPSHELF22
2) why is your Blog Name your Blog Name: my hockey # is 22 and I like
to shoot the puck up high (usually the top right hand corner)
3) any other nicknames we should know about/ make fun of you for?
T-bone, Tae-Bo, Frenchy, Marcus Aurilius, Retard...

FAVOURITES:
1) movie: Braveheart, Slapshot, Say Anything, Empire Records, Bad
Boys, Good Will Hunting, Office Space, Mallrats
2) tv show: Seinfeld (i'll take reruns over any show on TV right now),
24, Family Guy, Entourage
3) movie quote: Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough
one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts
a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot
at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I
did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel
army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location,
they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred
people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are
sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't
give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like
it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin'
a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin'
shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used
to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the
guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work
for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy
from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we
could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And
of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices
so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for
"them butit ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And
naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and
maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes
to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too
long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in
the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to
drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause
the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And
meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to
eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic
scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for
somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give
it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby
seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be
elected president. (YEAH I HAD TO LOOK THAT ONE UP ON IMDB.COM)
4) real life quote: MY MOM ALWAYS USED TO SAY "DON'T PUT OFF UNTIL
TOMORROW WHAT YOU CAN DO TODAY" BUT I USUALLY LIVE BY "DON'T DO TODAY
WHAT YOU CAN PUT OFF UNTIL TOMORROW"
5) fast food: TACO BELL
6) movie of the last year: HAROLD & KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE (DON'T
COMMENT UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN IT) AND NOW WEDDING CRASHERS
7) video game: ALL THE MADDENS OR NHL HOCKEY
8) band: DISPATCH, PAT MCGEE BAND, BEN HARPER, DAVE MATTHEWS BAND (SEE
A THEME?). FAV RIGHT NOW IS THE KILLERS THOUGH
9) Song of the Day - MR. BRIGHTSIDE

BLOG STUFF:
1) favourite blog moment: APK'S FIRST POST AFTER THE PATS BEAT THE
STEELERS IN THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP
2) favourite blog post-category (Link of the Day, I Am the Law!, Bows
and Toes, etc.): FUNDAMENTAL RULES OF LIFE AS A GUY
3) why do you keep coming back?: KEEP IN TOUCH AND BECAUSE I'M BORED AT WORK
4) Besides, "actually frakkin' write more, dammit!" What's your best
piece of advice to make the Kingdom better?: I RECOMMEND YOU STOP
BEING SUCH A F@GGOT! JUST KIDDING, THAT'S A FORGOTTEN LINE FROM OLD
SCHOOL.

Adam Type Questions
1) If you could be any superhero, who would you be, and why? ANYONE
WHO CAN FLY - SELF EXPLANATORY
2) If you could have dinner with any three people ever, who would it
be, and why? WAYNE GRETZKY (HE IS THE GREATEST HOCKEY PLAYER WHO EVER
LIVED), GHANDI (IF HE'S NOT FASTING THAT DAY), AND JERRY SEINFELD. IF
GHANDI WAS FASTING, MY ALTERNATE WOULD BE KATHY IRELAND CIRCA 1990 - I
WAS IN LOVE W/ HER!
3) If you could eliminate any one athlete from the history of the
world, who would it be, and why? ANDY VAN SLYKE - BECAUSE HE'S ADAM'S
FAVORITE

and finally:
Tell us either a good story, or something that pisses you off, pet-peeve style.
Professional athletes who strike because they claim they aren't making
enough money and team owners who cancel a full season of a sport