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30.6.04

THE CIRCLE OF BLOGGER FRIENDSHIP

slayerjeanie's Xanga Site

well, i promised her a shoutout on mine if she gave me one on hers, so check this site out if you want an insiders perspective on a truly unique girl... if, in your travels, you happen to "figure her out," please let me in on your discovery

till next time, kiddies,
be cool-- stay in school.
-apk

SPIDER-MAN 2 or "Sam Raimi: My New Hero"

Oh where oh where to begin...

First off, I want to thank Kup for braving the hordes of Geekdom and staying up until 3am to do it-- it takes a special kind of friend to put up with that many geeks at once.

Now, on to the show.
The short review is thus, as spoken by Kup, "It was better than the first one."

My review, well, that's going to take a bit longer.
Without giving anything away:
IT'S SO MUCH MORE INCREDIBLE THAN THE FIRST ONE.

You see, I counted "Spider-Man" as the finest superhero film ever made when it came out two years ago. I thought it was better than even the first Superman, and that's saying quite a ton. I even thought it stood out even in comparison to X2, my personal favorite. I figured that once my X-Men bias was taken out of the equation, they come out pretty much equal. Well, true believers, if you liked either Spider-Man or X2, you'll LOVE this movie.

There's so much good to talk about, but I'll try to keep it short. First, EVERY performance here is fantastic, even James Franco (who i think acts about as well as cardboard) brings the goods. And yes, although she starts out slowly, without a ton to play with, even Kirsten comes around by the end, delivering the movie's most memorable line (at least for Geeks) in just the way she should. Maquire is AMAZING, Molina (while not diabolical) truly captures Doc Ock, and JK Simmons continues to chew scenery and steal every scene he's in. Aunt May is perfect, and none of the cameos miss a beat. (I refuse to ruin any surprises.)

The true star, here, though, is Director Sam Raimi. He just LET'S LOOSE with this thing. Doc Ock's first big scene just SCREAMS "EVIL DEAD" and is as much fun as that sentence indicates. Spidey swinging around? That should be old hat by now, right? NO WAY-- Raimi takes it to a whole new level (with CGI that blows the first movie's out of the water), and the "Big Train Scene" is flat-out amazing.

Nothing's perfect, and there are miniscule nit-picky issues with the movie, but if you dwell on them-- you're missing the point. (And the little things missing were probably cut or shortened out of time, or will be dealt with soon...)

Where the movie excells though, is that for the first time in a superhero movie, you're not a spectator. You actually become immersed in Peter Parker's shitty life, and get just as mixed up about what he should do as he is, and that's the mark of a great movie. Peter's own personal hell, yet fight to overcome and remain a hero is what has made the comic resonate for 40 years, and it resonates in this movie.

I'd hate to call it the "best superhero movie ever" (even though it is), because that's really short-changing it. It's really just a fantastic movie all around, and those that might get caught up in "geeky superheroey-ness" of it all are probably the same people that will, to this day, refuse to read a comic book, because they're "for kids." Now, now, I realize it's a big summer blockbuster popcorn movie- and it is that. But it's so GOOD at being that, because its so much MORE, if that makes any sense.

I won't delve any deeper, because yinz probably won't want to listen to me rant about the comic book character as the modern myth, or about how both the medium (and especially the "superhero" concept) are one of the only truly American artforms, in the same way that Jazz is, so here's the final word.

It's a TON of fun, with a TON of laughs, a TON of excitement and chills, etc.

..but it's got even more characater, and more heart.

I couldn't recommend it more.
Go see it NOW-- I'm going again on Friday.

AND, as always, I'd love to hear what you have to think!

-apk


29.6.04

...ouch.

My pain is mighty!

Well, it's not THAT bad-- you see, folks, I pulled the living bejeebus out of my right Hamstring last night during my ballgame. Worst part was, we only had 9 players, so I had to stay in the game and tough it out at first base. Sure, sure, I've not played first base in about 12 years, but what does that REALLY mean?

All in all, i survived, and even didn't really screw up there. Sure, we got routed, but by about the fourth inning, we all stopped caring all started having fun. So it was cool.

now to more important news- it's almost 5pm, which means we are just a SMIDGE more than 7 hours away from my EVENT OF THE SUMMER: SPIDER-MAN 2!

man o' man! i CAN'T WAIT. stay tuned to this blog for a review sometime tomorrow!

until next time, true believers, POST COMMENTS!
-apk

26.6.04

my brother, the idiot.

Okay, so it's been a while, I'm sure all of my loyal readers (both of you) missed me.

So what's happened of late, you ask? Not a ton, but enough, here's a quick story, though.

I go home to the Hacienda in Herminie this morning because my soon-to-be brother-in-law, Chris, and my Dad cooked up this scheme the want to do for the reception.

Apparently, they believe it'd be funny if my dad, my brother, and I all dressed up hillbilly style, and made a small motion picture where Chris approaches us on the wedding day, and claims that he cannot marry my sister, because he doesn't think he can fit in with the "Western PA lifestyle." At that point, my dad has my brother and me chase Chris around the yard, and kick his ass, as my dad threatens him with a shotgun. (I couldn't make this up).

So here's the kicker-- we tape everything, and it's actually sort of funny, imagine my brother and in bib-overalls with hunting hats and mullets dragging Chris to my bro's pickup truck and tossing him in the back. My dad hops on the edge, sitting on the tailgate and holding the shotgun, as I let out a "rebel yell" and my brother gets behind the wheel. Not realizing that my dad was sitting on the end, my brother goes peeling out of the driveway, and makes a hard right onto the street by our house, when-- you guessed it-- MY DAD GOES FLYING OUT OF THE TRUCK! So my dad turfs it HARDCORE on his back, and my mom's freaking out and my brother can't decide whether to run for the border, or beg for forgiveness.

In the end, my dad was a-okay, the movie's great, and I've just set the over/under on my sister's divorce at 1-day, because she's going to go batshit at the reception out of embarrassment when she sees it.

This is my family. This is my life. And this is why I'm so fucked up.

...at least now that i'm my dad's favorite, i'm that much closer to inheriting the RX-8.

That's all for now,
keep it real, my peoples.

12.6.04

DREWAPALOOZA II: the Sequel

Yes, the party that ROCKED Mill Ray Acres in the summer of 2001 has RETURNED, BIGGER, BADDER, and UNCUT!

so I'm headed out to Z's for the party, I'm sure there will be some sort of ridiculous stories to talk about when i get back. Any of you D-Sonians who went back to Carlisle for Alumni Weekend this weekend, sign on and give us a quick report.

Oh- and Happy Birthday Lara!

And if you're out there, and just perusing, just sign a comment and say hello, I'm interested to see if anyone other than Uram reads this.

-apk

3.6.04

EARLY SUMMER FLIX PIX

So summer movies have arrived, and they’ve arrived in style, so far. I’ve been lucky and have seen a hell of a string of movies in the theatre this year, dating back to Big Fish back in January, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind back in March. But away from the sappier fanfare, summer is the time for fun, and the movies I’ve seen so far fit the bill.

Van Helsing—solid popcorn movie that’s better and more fun than it has any right to be. Jackman is damn solid, as is Faromir from Lord of the Rings as the monk-sidekick. Clever re-imaging of oldschool monsters and good plot twists, and Kate Beckinsale as the hottest heroine on celluloid (at least until my girlfriend Keira returns later this summer).

Troy—Everything I wanted out of it and more. Sure, there was no interaction with the gods, and that was sort of a bummer, but the “This is how it REALLY happened” feel to the flick actually worked, and was used cleverly. Brad Pitt, action star? Who’dathunk it would work, but it did, and the Hector/Achilles fight instantly became one of my hands down movie favorites. Speaking of Hector, Eric Bana straight up CARRIES THIS MOVIE ON HIS BACK, and proves that his boring-ass turn in HULK had nothing to do with his acting skills. Badass fight scenes, beautiful ladies, and enough naked Brad Pitt to convince your girlfriend to see it instead of the Stepford Wives, and you can’t lose. Can’t wait for the DVD.

Shrek 2—Funniest goddamn movie I’ve seen in a LONG time. Actually, probably the most I’ve ever laughed in a theatre. Just beautifully animated, cleverly written, and ridiculously imaginative. Banderas as “Puss in Boots” would be my favorite movie character if I were 8, and the fact they actually used the old “why the long face” joke, and it WORKED, and it was HILARIOUSLY executed makes this probably the best date movie to come along in a long time.

Now, someone hurry up and bring me Spidey 2, King Arthur, and Dodgeball!

Oh, and Uram says stay FAR away from “The Day After Tomorrow,” to which I say… duh.

Anybody out there want to post me a quick review of The Punisher or Hellboy?
In the meantime kiddies, stay awesome
-apk